dick here

Instance of the phrase "click here", in which the letters "c" and "l" are placed with little or no space apart by the font, thereby forming a "d". Particularly fitting for pornographic pop-up adverts.

dick here for barely legal girl-on-girl action!

by eidako December 7, 2003

Im here

Im here is the word that frederick william james lewin says after being asked where he is.

Where is frederick,
Im here

by Liam Johsnon June 22, 2018

engi-here

A joke using wordplay of the word 'engineer" which originated in the internet game Team Fortress 2

Engineer: The engineer... is engi-here
Engineer: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

by Floykrie January 15, 2021

Kurland Here

Meme from Star Trek Online, mission "Boldly they rode" where the only voice line from Captain James Kurland is "Kurland here, come in" and repeated dozens of times.

Stating that Kurland, is in fact, here.

"Is that... is Kurland there?"
"Kurland here"

by macOSbyApple May 12, 2022

Everyone is here

An untrue statement

A: I wish waluigi was in smash
B: Geno for me
C: master chief
D: bandana Dee
E: tails
F: Shrek
A, B, C, D, and E: fuck off
G: lol everyone is here more like everyone should drink beer
C: aw nice a 6-pack!
F: what about me?
E: you get no beer, Shrek can't come into smash.

by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

Bob here

A statement made to announce one's arrival; preferably when one wishes mortals to tremble in one's wake.

Bob: Bob here.

*oh my god he said it
he said the line
what an absolute chad*---all of the womens.

by Granders March 11, 2021

but heres a bell

DING DING DING

THIS SONG WAS ALREADY TURNT BUT HERES A BELL

by romanistatuss November 4, 2021