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Stereo-optic Feline Manipulation

When two cats stare at you from opposite sides to get you to feed them treats
I opened a new can of cat treats due to them doing the stereo-optic feline manipulation method again
by Bopsybipsy August 18, 2024
mugGet the Stereo-optic Feline Manipulationmug.

optics

Often in a mainstream or social media setting, the way in which an event or process is perceived by others. Often related to the act of virtue signalling - optics are how a signal will be received/ "look".
Shell marketing exec (1): "we need to signal that our company is all about saving the planet, not making £8 Billion profit - and sponsoring those desperate muppets at British Cycling for a few million quid seems like a no brainer"
Shell marketing exec (2) "you've got it - the optics are great, although surely those fresh-air lycra boys won't buy it?!"
British Cycling: "thanks guys, you're so lovely, we cyclists always knew the oil industry was our friend"
by Happydayseveryday November 3, 2022
mugGet the opticsmug.

optical migraine

Visual equivalent of a thought giving you migraine.
That's a dope song but the video is giving me an optical migraine!
by Chirantan June 19, 2016
mugGet the optical migrainemug.

optical illusion

When u see it, it makes ur eyes trippy
My eyes are trippy bro
Bro have u seen an optical illusion
Yes
by mewskicekĚČ October 31, 2020
mugGet the optical illusionmug.

optical rectal refractions

it is where your eyeballs drop down to your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.
someone who is negative, optical rectal refractions.
by rockin randall 1973 September 30, 2009
mugGet the optical rectal refractionsmug.

Fibre Optic Cable Core

A kind of modern rendition of youtube poop, first started by @mbvlayne, this format involves non-sensical edits repeating words or sentences that invoke a sense of otherworldly or alien feeling in the viewer.
This genre also has other nicknames like noun posting and noun core.
someone: "i love fibre optic cable core it's so silly!"
by KingNitrusdaqueefius January 29, 2024
mugGet the Fibre Optic Cable Coremug.

optical boner

When you see something that makes your retina's erect
OMG this computer screen is giving me an optical boner
by Monoblanco February 21, 2020
mugGet the optical bonermug.

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