homoing

The art of wasting a stupid amount of time on something so unimportant.

Chris spent 2 hours arranging his browser bookmarks into categories.

Chris spent 30 minutes making an email signature.

Chris spent 15 minutes putting his shoes on to go out.

Chris spent ages lining up wires so that they don't cross each other.

All the above would result in..

"Chris has been homoing again!" or "Stop homoing and hurry up!!"

by ninja puppy May 20, 2010

No Homo

said after something potentially gay was said. or stating that something is not gay even though it sounds that way

1.That dude has huge calves, no homo.
2.Look at that pretty mahfucka, no homo

by ProFound December 28, 2005

no homo

A phrase used by people so insecure about their sexuality that they feel the need to unnecessarily reinforce their heterosexuality--usually after saying something that most people wouldn't even associate with being "gay."

Hey man, good game.
Thanks. Love you, man. No homo.
Didn't think you were, but thanks for clearing that up. Didn't care either way.

I totally like Glee, but no homo.
Wait, so watching Glee means someone's gay? And you think a two-word, slang phrase will convince people otherwise if that's true?
No, dude, that's just wait people say.
You're an idiot.

by notanidiotgirl November 12, 2010

No Homo

Something Komaeda says after saying something gay for Hinata

Komaeda: Hinata, fuck me
Hinata: uhm....
Komaeda: WE'RE JUST FRIENDS NO HOMO

by Hinata-Loves-Orange-Juice May 23, 2017

No Homo

When a gay guy wants to seem straight so after they say a REALLY gay sentence they say “No homo”

Kalten- “ did you see Johnny’s aSs...no homo”
Layla - “DAMN SHE’S HOTTTTTT...all the homo”

by AAEGH and a half April 12, 2019

no homo

An expression that is widely used when two people of the same genders are having sex. This expression is highly effective, as it will not be gay as long as you say it before having sex.

It is not gay if;
1. the balls do not touch each other
2. both are wearing socks
3. tips do not touch each other
4. say NO HOMO

Robert: Aww yeah, I am so excited and my dick can't wait to penetrate your hole
Albert: Remember the magic words?
Robert & Albert: NO HOMO!
*starts pleasuring themselves on the squeaky bed*

by realLoner September 30, 2019

no homo

something you say when in denial of being gay/lesbian/bisexual.

"hey man, ur hot and i want to date you but no homo."
"..."

by that one fucking idiot November 2, 2019