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Norwegian smoker

The act of farting under the covers and lifting said covers, thus wafting the noxious fumes in your partner's face. Used as an alternative to the dutch oven, it has a higher success rate due to the decreased amount of required effort.
My girlfriend pulled a norwegian smoker on me last night after having beans for dinner.
by Ingothold March 6, 2017
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Norwegian Exchange

The Norwegian Army every winter invites the coolest American soldiers to train with them in cross country skiing and avoiding the yellow snow. Even if you miss the person, wearing a reindeer sweater won't bring them back any sooner.
I was going to give my friend a massage but then the Norwegian Exchange came along and gave me some hairy dude named Hans.
by humanvue March 3, 2011
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Norwegian Nutcracker

When you take a piano wire and tie it around the base of your nutsack and have a friend yank on the wire from behind, effectively making you fall forward and smack your head on a yellow fire hydrant.

No, other color fire hydrants are not allowed.
"So me and the boys were getting a bit experimental last night. But we should have known better- Every Norwegian Nutcracker ends with a trip to the hospital..."
by OzzyDoesThings January 12, 2021
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Norwegian Nutstomp

When one person hang glides, and at the last second, drops from the hang glider and kicks the other person in the nuts.
Jon Norwegian nutstomped Jaden so hard that, sadly, he had to get his testacles amputated.
by Jethro_Bob May 23, 2013
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Norwegian wood

Used in the Beatles album named "Rubber Soul"
It is assumed that the girl's house being sung about is made of Norwegian Wood.
by Michael "Zippy" Warncke May 23, 2004
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Norwegian Carwash

A term commonly attributed to the act of fellating a man as he passes stool.
I just made $6.oo giving Norwegian Carwashes in the bathroom of the gas station downtown.
by Joey Orgler 3 August 19, 2008
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Norwegian Snowglobe

When you blow into a girl's mouth then shake her head around like a globe.
Susie was all dizzy after I gave her a Norwegian Snowglobe.
by Fuckyeah May 20, 2006
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