nookie bookin

Pronounced nukie bukin. When someone is kissing some major ass (esp. on the telephone)with a date or potential date. If you here the word "baby" more than twice in one conversation, they are guilty of nookie bookin.

Tell John to quit nookie bookin on the phone and get back to work.
I saw you the other day in the mall talking to that girl at Macy's. You were definitely nookie bookin hoping to get her digits.

by Blue Shirt August 19, 2008

nookie smutz

Female pussy juice that is white on a black mans dick

that bitch nookie smutz'd all over my dick!

by Nookie Smutz King August 11, 2010

Nookie Cookie

A Nookie Cookie is a Cookie, confection or other bread product that has been soaked, covered or saturated with semen. The purpose of the "Nookie Cookie" is that to challenge pledges to Fraternities during "Rush Week".
An obscure and ancient hazing practice that may or may not be used in fraternal organizational initiations.

Several, if not numberous fraternity members masturbated and ejaculated on to the "Nookie Cookie", which was later served to those that pledged to join their fraternity as to test their personal strength.

by Godzilla1985 September 17, 2005

nookie

The slang term for "nerd box."

I'm going to study in the nookie G.

by Anonymous February 13, 2003

nookie train

1. An anal joining of 5 or more men by the penis.
2. When men fuck each other anally from behind and form a train.

All aboard the nookie train (Said the man covered in cum)

by imthegoose December 29, 2007

persona non-nookie

When a woman is in a relationship, she no longer is attractive you, hence relegated to the friend zone.

Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...

by Justinsideyou November 13, 2019

fortune Nookie

An alternate word for happy ending at an asian message parlor

Emily- "How was your message"
Dj- "It was good i got a hand jibber at the end"
Emily- "OMG did you get a fortune cookie too?"
Dj- "Nah it was some fortune nookie"

by DTWOR December 2, 2010