Nolan

Some one who is socially retarded and can not be left alone at all.

Man that guy doing a Nolan! Let's keep out of here!

by Ihatelifesomuch November 15, 2016

Nolan

Bipolar, two timing, lying, cheating, seductive yet charming, asshole, lover boy who cheats on his fugly girlfriend through text messages to another woman. BAM BITCH.

Wow, he must be named Nolan because he's definitely cheating on you.

by UnicornQueen93 March 11, 2015

Nolan

a blonde short kid who has anger management issues and can never take a joke. he also has a very small dick.

guy 1: I HATE YOU, NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN

guy 2: calm gown bro, dont be a Nolan

by BtchPlzIGotDis June 23, 2012

Nolan

Nolan is handsome and gets all the girls. He is the type of guy who gets fake AirPods and has 654 subscribers on YouTube (BlaZing Nolan)

Wow! Nolan is so strong.

by Subscribe to BlaZing Nolan June 5, 2019

Nolan

Just plain queer.

Look at Nolan anally fucking his male dog.

by da masta wanka January 24, 2019

Nolan

A total asshole that manipulates people and is also fat

Wow, look at Nolan. He made Sandra commit Scuicide because of how he treated her.

by RobloxThotSlayer69 January 3, 2019

Nolan

(n). A white male, typically of trailer park descent who acts like a douchebag around those around him, while often times representing the text-book embodiment of a "bro".

(v). To act like the above.

Dude you just pulled a Nolan.

by John550192836 May 19, 2008