Guy one: I was going to the mall and I ran out of gas.
Guy Two: What a nigger.
Or
Girl One: Hey look at this HDTV, its only $199.00.
Girl Two: Don't buy that it's a nigger.
Guy Two: What a nigger.
Or
Girl One: Hey look at this HDTV, its only $199.00.
Girl Two: Don't buy that it's a nigger.
by Leroy Lacoel June 14, 2008
(Nigger-er)
Typically non-black person who suffers from involuntary or wholly reflexive habitual using of the the word “Nigger”.
“Nigger-tourettes” if you will.
Research has unfortunately been suppressed for centuries but recent findings have been revealing. Niggerer tendencies are, according to experts, driven by the lower-order primate brain overwhelming higher order functions. This typically happens when a niggerer is faced with a situation, person or problem that threatens to overtax their pre-frontal cortex. It can be compared to a core-dump or the dreaded blue-screen of death that all computer users are familiar with. Their overly-simplistic genetic cognitive wiring has effective GOTO override-command structures of the following form in random and on occasion somewhat inconvenient places.
In effect their chimp brain overwhelms them.
Niggerer logic:
if ( difficult || dissonance || losing || sister is mother || … AND is-black(person) )
GOTO: emit -> “Nigger insult”
else
random-selection ( scratch ass , continue )
NB. GOTO’s are archaic and lead to spaghetti-code.
Side-effect:
An accompanying massive release of pleasure endorphins in combination with their “panicked” (pun intended) state form a mental mist through which their ook-ing and eek-ing acquire Wildean-esque qualitiy.
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An exchange with a niggerer might go as follows.
Niggerer: 1 + 1 = “jello”
Black Person: Bubba. That’s not true. 1 + 1 = 2.
Niggerer: Nigger!! (ook-ook!.. eek! i won.. eek!!)
Typically non-black person who suffers from involuntary or wholly reflexive habitual using of the the word “Nigger”.
“Nigger-tourettes” if you will.
Research has unfortunately been suppressed for centuries but recent findings have been revealing. Niggerer tendencies are, according to experts, driven by the lower-order primate brain overwhelming higher order functions. This typically happens when a niggerer is faced with a situation, person or problem that threatens to overtax their pre-frontal cortex. It can be compared to a core-dump or the dreaded blue-screen of death that all computer users are familiar with. Their overly-simplistic genetic cognitive wiring has effective GOTO override-command structures of the following form in random and on occasion somewhat inconvenient places.
In effect their chimp brain overwhelms them.
Niggerer logic:
if ( difficult || dissonance || losing || sister is mother || … AND is-black(person) )
GOTO: emit -> “Nigger insult”
else
random-selection ( scratch ass , continue )
NB. GOTO’s are archaic and lead to spaghetti-code.
Side-effect:
An accompanying massive release of pleasure endorphins in combination with their “panicked” (pun intended) state form a mental mist through which their ook-ing and eek-ing acquire Wildean-esque qualitiy.
-
An exchange with a niggerer might go as follows.
Niggerer: 1 + 1 = “jello”
Black Person: Bubba. That’s not true. 1 + 1 = 2.
Niggerer: Nigger!! (ook-ook!.. eek! i won.. eek!!)
1. There are too many god damn niggerers in here.
2. Lord. Niggerers are soooooo stupid.
3. Fuck-off niggerer.
4. Oh why oh why can't these niggerers behave themselves.. *sigh*
5. Why do these niggerers come to our websites polluting the environment and scaring all the nice people with their niggerer nonsense? They should stay in their niggerer areas. Niggerers out!
2. Lord. Niggerers are soooooo stupid.
3. Fuck-off niggerer.
4. Oh why oh why can't these niggerers behave themselves.. *sigh*
5. Why do these niggerers come to our websites polluting the environment and scaring all the nice people with their niggerer nonsense? They should stay in their niggerer areas. Niggerers out!
by ccenc September 28, 2014
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by bigblackmonkeylover February 04, 2023
Taking care of ones needs at the cost others. Implying the thought that you're not responsible. The act of being a nigger. stealing; broke; borrowing; no returns; theft; car jacking; 5$ on it; Ignorance; etc.
by capitalnigger March 11, 2011
A word originating from the Latin word 'Niger' meaning 'Black', it is also considered racist to say by non - African/African American people and considered as a greeting or of such by Africans/African Americans
by WaLrUs. September 09, 2008