Hemingford, Nebraska

a small town in the Panhandle of Nebraska...the square part on the west end of the state. Traditionally filled with a lot of nothing, and some awesome people. This town breeds alcoholics, tobacco addicts, and hard workers. Currently going through the baby boom of 2009.

Everyone-Where the hell are you from?
Me-Hemingford, Nebraska
Everyone-Where?
Me-Hemingford, you fucker, the coolest place ever!
Everyone-Hmmm, never heard of it.

by T-Thug February 24, 2009

nerble

to masturbate whilst wearing a suit of armor

i was nerbling in the fortress

by Sarah & Mark January 21, 2005

Alliance Nebraska

HELL ON EARTH, A Magnet, A Force that draws people in but doesnt let them leave. Full of degenerate retards that think they're tough shit but dont realize they live in a town population of 8,000. DO NOT COME HERE!!! CARHEINGE ISNT THAT COOL!!!

18 years old living in Alliance Nebraska, "Yeah time to get the fuck out of here!" 21 years old, "Why the fuck am i still here?"

by pyroknight420 March 18, 2011

nebard

Meaning retard, derives from the name of a 'short bus' company called Nebard's. Calling someone a nebard suggests one rides said buses and is therefore a complete fucking retard (as short buses are the common method of transport to and from school/college for mentally disabled students).

Ben spills milkshake everywhere.
Chris says "you fucking nebard"

by Chris27 August 30, 2005

Nebraska

Nebraska...A state where the question is commonly asked, what in the world is there to do there and has more than a million answers...Small town fun is best...Everything from County Fairs, Late nights at the Bars, Watching College Football, or some of the best little league baseball games in the midwest...There is never a dull moment despite what you may think...How many places can you drive through and have to worry about hitting a cow in the middle of the road? How many states can you do 100 down the highway and pass a state trooper and not get pulled over...Where are their tractors fast enough to pass you? Being from Nebraska means that you wonder why other states bother raising beef...you can tell the difference between sweet corn and field corn while it's still in the stalk...Every conversation starts with "sure has been dry this year..." You can tell where everyone is from just by the first two numbers on their license plate and you know every county... When the tornado sirens go off, you head to the roof to get a better look...Everyone knows you by your first name, including every cop...you know that the 4th of July means the biggest party ever...Everyone in your family has a handle on the CB radio...And that's what Nebraska is all about...And oh ya, i didnt mention football...

Nebraska is the state smack in the middle of the United States and commonly overlooked.

by Fussy September 30, 2005

nebraska city

A town that dwells in the southeast corner in the state of Nebraska. It is usually known for Arbor Day. When coming across this town, you might experience jacked-up trucks with Tapout shirt wearing drivers hootin/hollerin Hinder, Nickelback, & Buckcherry & anything else mainstream of that nature. These Tapout shirt-wearing rednecks typically know nothing about mma & sport "cliche" tribal tattoos & backwards hats. The female population there is typically the same.

Matt: Hey bro, wanna go drink beer on the river outside of Nebraska City?

Dylan: Yeah, lemme go get my Tapout shirt & Nickelback cd first though.

by skatman7 May 30, 2009

nebraska no-high

1. The plant Cannabis Ruderalis, which has far less THC content than its' cousins Cannabis Sativa (brown bud) and Cannabis Indica (green bud). Grows wild throughout the Midwest.

2. Any weed that fails to get the smoker high.

"Hey Buddy... that weed you sold me was Nebraska No-High!"

<gunfire>

by Madmann October 6, 2005