Neptune Naughty

Doing the cosmic naughty, typically when two people are into space cosplay

We did the Neptune naughty last night, it was out of this world

by Naughtycosmo March 20, 2023

Neptune’s touch

When poopy splash back touches your asshole

Neptune’s touch is one of the many tragedies of toilet time.

by MenacingMinister August 19, 2022

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

king neptune

The King of a place where Sponges live in Pineapples under the sea (Bikini Bottom)

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO'S GOING TO LEAD BIKINI BOTTOM WHEN THE SHOW COMES OUT
KING NEPTUNE!!!

by UrbanRoblox April 2, 2017

hot neptune

A sex move. You insert cannabis oil into your rectum and wait until it gets you high. Next, you fart the remaining oil out onto your partner's face or into their mouth.

"Dude, my ladyfriend gave me a Hot Neptune last night!"
"That's disgusting, why are you telling me this?"

by Smaff Petress August 26, 2021

Geairn Neptun

Geairn , last name from close Family friend

Neptun , un known

Geairn Neptun is late for work.

by Geairn March 19, 2023

Hot Neptune

When you successfully execute a Cleveland steamer while in a hot tub

I'm not going to use hot neptune in a sentence. Use your imagination for a scenario when this would be used.

by anonymous December 20, 2024