National tall people day

A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.

I can’t wait for National tall people day!

by Chickenmann September 2, 2021

National throw short people day

National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February

John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.

Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!

by Lamonte james January 6, 2024

National people named hunter day

On July 27 you have to give every person you know named hunter 20$

it’s July 27 it’s National people named hunter day give hunter 20$

by xoxoomgyes August 1, 2022

National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

by Short People Inc October 14, 2021

National non binary people meowing day

March 18th

"hey, you should meow because it's national non binary people meowing day!"

by Irishman732 March 18, 2023

national kick tall people decade

at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher

"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
👹

by tall people should shrink October 13, 2022

National Slap Short People Month

During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.

Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!

by Im_Bad_At_Game October 8, 2022