Napalm boyfriend

A boyfriend who's so clingy it destroys the relationship.

"She told me we need some space, what should I do?"
"Bro, you need to stop being such a napalm boyfriend."

by Nervous_Language November 18, 2021

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Seosamh Steamboat Zoidberg Creamboat Community Napalm III Fallon

A lovely, flabbergasted fellow who owes an apology to a friend.

Wow dude that was a total Seosamh Steamboat Zoidberg Creamboat Community Napalm III Fallon

Wow sorry man I really owe you an apology.

by Mleahy39 May 5, 2018

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Napalming

Napalming (verb): The art of incinerating trust and goodwill with explosive hypocrisy, typically by self-absorbed business leaders. It’s when they shower teams with praise for growth and hard work, only to turn around and make decisions so out of touch they leave everyone burned—like firing the person responsible for success just to cram people into offices the size of shoeboxes.

At the company kickoff, the CEO went on about how ‘growth is a testament to our amazing team.’ Then they fired the engineering team lead who helped build the product that grew by 40%, all because they wanted to cram everyone into offices smaller than most people’s living rooms. Classic Napalming.

by The Big Tasty January 12, 2025

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ass napalm

Ass napalm is when you RIP ASS so loud and so fowl smelling, that everyone around you feels like they have been bombed harder than a nuke from North Korea.

At that party last week tom dropped some gnarly ass napalm. We had to evacuate the venue.

by Dal10thomas October 20, 2017

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