Mashing Softies

Lesbians having sex. Mashing their vaginas against each other.

Deb and Carol love mashing softies together.

by bstngrl June 24, 2009

mashing potatoes

Usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking. This is where the female will stop at nothing and is desperate to have sex. Completely neglecting the fact that you may have whiskey dick, she vigorous "mashes" her vagina into your penis in hopes of stimulating a flaccid erection

"Man, Dana was mashing potatoes all night long"

by tyson86 August 10, 2007

Mustings

A collective term for unspecified trappings or contents.

May also mean unclean or unkempt.

Check out this bag of dece mustings!

by C-Rizzle_Rx September 10, 2011

menstrual mashing

Scissor action with bloody vaginas.

Detective: What the fuck happened here.

Officer #1: Menstrual mashing sir...menstrual mashing.

Detective: My god.

by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008

Ish-Mishing

1. The act of being so drunk and incoherant that all words muttered out of a persons mouth are completly useless and usually end in ish...

2. A language created by an extremly drunk gay kid from outside buffalo.

Quotes from an ish-misher

"whrres da pizzish"

"i hadsh a ponish onsh"

friends the next day

"Dude you were completly ish-mishing last night"

by YourBoy June 10, 2008

Mashing Potatoes

A euphemism for masturbation

"John, what have you been doing your forearms are massive?"
"Oh you know just mashing potatoes"

by Crystalgeek March 21, 2013

Elon Musking

The act of heating up your nail or bucket with the torch on full blast, similar to the rockets Elon is testing.

Stoner1: yooo brooo what are you doing to that nail thats excessive???
Stoner2: I'm Elon Musking it bro how else am I going to get to mars???

by PooPooPeePee420 April 17, 2019