munson-split

The act of ordering foodstuff or drink -- especially appetizers and bottles of wine -- without concensus of the group, then expecting other diners to equally split the cost of the food or drink they did not consume.

I didn't want an appetizer because the meal I ordered was large, but Mike ordered the nachos anyway and tried to munson-split the cost when the check came.

Mike did this last time when he poured me a glass of wine I didn't want from his $300 bottle of cabernet he ordered. He then tried to guilt me into a munson-split of the bottle when we paid.

by W.M. Rice May 19, 2005

junior mints

Candy which is composed of a creamy, mint-flavored goo covered in solid chocolate.

Junior Mints kinda look like bird shit.

by Dok April 16, 2005

monkey mints

a term used to refer to menthol cigarettes because black people commonly smoke menthol cigarettes

All Lammar smokes is monkey mints.

by Malicious March 1, 2005

mungslap

By far the worst possible form of ownage, a mungslap is essentially undefined. It is to be used only in cases of extreme ownage and if need be, should be considered as being cockslaped by a recently deceased and rotting hermaphrodite.

You just got mungslapped, theres still some embalming fluid in your eye!

by Bavenger September 25, 2005

Eddie munson

He is a fictional character in the best show in the world. Stranger things, he is perfect and everyone should love him, and he has amazing hair

Me: Eddie Munson is perfect and everyone should love him

by Iloveeddiemunsonandjamiebower June 19, 2022

Dick mints

Another name for a bowl of communal mints, especially if they're situated anywhere near a toilet. A lot of men don't wash their hands after draining the dragon and then reach right into the bowl of mints, this means if you suck on a communal mint you're essentially sicking another man's dick.

Receptionist: (Motions towards bowl) Mint, sir?
Man: Hell no, I 'aint sucking on dick mints...

by kujan December 27, 2007

Munster

A stuck up town of 24,000 that is 35 minutes southeast of Chicago, but in The Region...The town is known for having the best schools and richest people in the area and very good sports. They are also known for having an overabundance of old people who retire here and then hoard their money, keeping Munster the richest town in the area. Park West is the richest subdivision in town. As towns to the north decline, Munster is improving. They do this by tearing down old small homes and duplexes and building large lavish homes to drive up the real estate prices to keep out as many poor people, Mexicans, and African-Americans as they can. Jews and Asians are the only minorities welcome because they contribute to about 90% of the doctor's and smart kids in town which is why seeing a BMW, Mercedes, Audi, or Range Rover are normal sights in Munster, but foreign sights in other towns. The town is also known for being technologically advanced which is why all of the students use laptop's/iPads instead of textbooks. The town is also known for literally being able to turn one man's trash into another's treasure. The former landfill on the south end of town has been turned into a state of the art Park, Centennial Park, with a clubhouse, golf course, driving range, lakes, and botanical gardens. This is a nice touch as it s right across the street from an assisted living center and hospice where the old die.

All in all, this town has "old, rich, White guys" written all over it.

Glenn: Hey, Betty, how about we move to Munster, Indiana!

Betty: Sure! Cal City is getting too young and Black and the median age in Munster is 76! Golly, let's go now!

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金: I am so glad we moved to Munster. They are having an asian invasion. We fit right in!

金: I am too but we don't fit in quite yet. We need to buy a 2025 Lexus. All the Munster asians have it and it hasn't even come out yet! And we have to move to Twin Creek too. That's where they all live.

by MunsterIsTheBest October 22, 2011