Missouri Bidet

When a person poops under the surface of a body of water (lake, river, etc), they receive extra cleansing in their anal region from carp attracted to the defecation.

-I took an aqua dump and got a Missouri Bidet in Party Cove over labor day weekend

-We forgot toilet paper on the boat, so hopefully there are carp in this lake for a Missouri Bidet

by TriTooner September 6, 2011

Mosope

Mosope is a Nigerian name who is extremely attractive Male who gets all the girls, is a absolute boss at football, great at every sport, is very fast, outstandingly good looking and very smart.

Teacher:Mosope is the best.Try and be like Mosope class

Students:Yes teacher we will try and be like Mosope

by Urban dictionary head quarters April 21, 2019

Missouri Twist

A Missouri Twist is when you wrap both hands around the penis during sexual intercourse and twist it really hard.

Guy 1: "Yo bro, my girl did the Missouri Twist on me last night"

Guy 2: "Ayo what the fuck"

by nyxwastakn December 15, 2021

Fair Play Missouri

A shit hole town that you blink and miss it. It has one gas station and a grocery store. Pretty God surrounded town and super boring. The teens there have nothing more to do than go about 8 minutes east of the town to Bolivar and hang at Wal-mart. Whoa, so much fun! If you grow up there, you will learn to call it home and eventually have a love/hate relationship with it.

You dont go to Fair Play Missouri? oh, you're not my brother.

by Shit-Hole-Student July 13, 2011

Moscow Suicide

A murder that is crudely faked to look like a suicide.

mobster 1: "Dimitri killed himself."
mobster 2: "Bummer"
mobster 1: "Yeah he shot himself in the back of the head. Twice."
mobster 2: "Fucking Moscow suicide."

by twardzik69 March 3, 2009

molson

Beating the shit out of your old lady after getting drunk and watching your favorite hockey team lose.

Q: What happened to you?

A: The Canucks lost their playoff game last night and my boyfriend went molson on my ass.

by Valerie812 April 28, 2010

Mosope

extremely handsome an excellent kisser a beast at football very good with the ladies knows how to get them good in bed very good in sports at general he makes the place lively when he gets there very generous kind and also a very nice guy

I so want to be a Mosope when i grow uo

by mad fam 123 June 7, 2017