James Morton

Very shrexy and shmexy, he is friends with Benny, Kushal, Owsausharlie Humarliozzi, Owen and James
James Morton eats the bilbo baggins
by Pulsarnova September 20, 2022
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caleb morton

good morning caleb morton
by ryan/nathan October 29, 2018
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morton special

The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources
"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"
by Steviebillwilliams January 07, 2018
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megan morton

normally seen at a super seshers gaff,tanning balloons and scranning mdma
oi look its megan morton on the floor flopping it
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Landyn Morton

She is fucking bestest! She got a big booty, and is very smart! She likes cookie dough. And has brown eyes. Also She is hot!
Landyn Morton is so hot!
by Morton315 October 19, 2018
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Landyn Morton

She’s hot. Big tits. Makes duck noises. Has a nice asss. Very smart. And hella brave. She gets alll the “D” and is hellllllaaaa funny
Landyn Morton is hot!
by Morton315 October 19, 2018
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morton mood

Having a "salty" mood
Looks like he's having a morton mood again.
by YoYo09 April 03, 2016
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