Morton

A fat fucking dick. A dick that is wider than it is long. A real turn off for the ladies.

Bro that dude has a Morton. It’s so nasty

by JoeMan505 February 25, 2020

ruese morton

A derogatory term applied to Jews with the last name Greenberg.

Origin: uncertain, but possibly out of a ruese morton's ass. Polish??? Ruese appeared in present form combined with morton. Morton was once a popular baby name, now it's gay.

Ben Stiller is playing a ruese morton in the upcoming comedy "Greenberg".

by callmemrpurpose February 23, 2010

Tim Morton

someone who is nothing to you. worse than any chad or kyle. someone who is just A Guy to you.

you’re not fam… you’re not even bro. you’re just a Tim Morton.

by Demigod of Whiskey September 2, 2023

Morton

A Saketh like man or woman

They are such a morton.

by C041 November 12, 2023

morton mood

Having a "salty" mood

Looks like he's having a morton mood again.

by YoYo09 June 27, 2016

megan morton

normally seen at a super seshers gaff,tanning balloons and scranning mdma

oi look its megan morton on the floor flopping it

by freddiekougar3038 November 14, 2019

Morton handshake

When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*

Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name

by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016