Mooning

Being AFK on Facebook, long enough that a moon shows up by your name.

Jake: "Man, Jackie is always Mooning."

James: "I know I wish she wouldnt leave facebook on all day!"

by TheGreenLing June 2, 2011

Mossing

To be in a state of complete relaxation. What does moss do? - it just sits there, doing nothing. To be sat on the sofa, doing nothing, watching a film, eating food, content.

What you doing tonight? - Nothing, probably just mossing.
Its been a long week, I am literally just mossing all weekend.
Fancy a moss tonight?

by Bashwipe Co. April 3, 2017

Moosin It

Hanging out or chilling; relaxing, usually with friends, often involves a joint or two.

Indigenous to Santa Cruz, California.

Hey what's you do this weekend?
i was just moosin it with some people at the beach.

by MoxyAmita June 29, 2009

Moosin’

One person wears an array of dildos on their head and chargers full steam ahead into the others orifices.

“Hey Britt, wanna try moosin’ tonight?”

“As Michael affixed the dildo antlers on his head, and slathered each tip with astroglide, he knew that he and Zachary were going to have a wild night of moosin’.”

“Keep on moosin’!”
—(Pro moosin’ gif)

by Norman Lilith Mavis-Morticia February 1, 2022

Mösinger

Your Mom

Mösinger : Your Mom is a Moose

a excited one

by Excited Moose October 14, 2022

moosin' around

"Moosin' around" is a term for when people are doing something that doesn't seem harmful but very easily and very quickly can become so.

"Look at them, Moosin' around, they're gonna get hurt."

by NYEH-HO November 11, 2022

de-moobing

The process of taking exercise in an attempt to reduce the amount of fat on a man's chest. Burning off calories and strength training to reduce visible man boobs, or moobs.

"What are you up to tomorrow night?"
"Just de-moobing down the gym"

"Did a military fitness session. Great for de-moobing"

by Jeremy The Superb May 10, 2009