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the box like thing full of pixels it has a bright little glow chances are youre looking at one right now.
A: i need a new monitor
B: can you see what im writing?
A: yes
B: Then whats the problem?
by Briam September 1, 2003
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monmouth beach

person 1-"Wow we must be in monmouth beach!"
person 2-"How can you tell?"
person1- "Just look at all of the scummy people walking around"
by i dont live in mb.... June 29, 2010
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monitor lizard

Rare skin condition that affects one in seven geeks born before 1982* caused by unreliable CRT monitors exploding inexplicably in one's face. The resulting scabs often form in a regular pattern resembling scales, hence the moniker, Lizard.
Monitor Lizards were generally regarded with fear and awe by the geek and hacking communities until the mid-nineties when it became fashionable to sport a 'monitor print' by deliberately exploding a monitor on a person's head.
After the loss of its influence as a status symbol, the Monitor Lizard gradually faded from the annals of history and time past.

(*Information accurate as of June 1990. Although some dismiss the Monitor Lizard phenomenon as an urban legend, 72% of all seven year olds surveyed attested to the story's validity.)
"Y0 f00. Did you see that h4r|)c0r3 m0f0? H3 b 1337."
"Fo shizzle mah nizzle. That was a gangsta monitor lizard fo' real."
by Jimi Phoenix April 22, 2005
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monitor lizard

One of those humans that sits in a room simultaneously monitoring multiple monitors arranged in a large panorama around the viewing chair, displaying a range of input sources such as the news, sports, cable tv shows, video games, porn, security cameras, etc.
For those that prefer to not disconnect from one channel to surf to the next on a single screen, but "parallel process" all of it by flitting attention back and forth between a dozen screens, information overload to the point of total saturation.
Especially popular with media/news reporting and intelligence/security ppl.
Some do it for a career, some do it for entertainment, some need to be completely distracted from reality.
We never see him outside in the day anymore, he won't answer his phone, his place reeks and is full of pizza boxes... he's turned into a monitor lizard.
by jona fin April 27, 2009
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Monion

A contraction of the words male and onion-booty. Used to describe a man's ass that looks so good it makes you want to cry.
That guy's monion is as fine as any woman's booty.
by Mandingo_DeSade August 26, 2010
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Monitor Strat

A gaming tactic where one member of the team turns off his/her computer monitor while the remaining teammates eliminate themselves from the game and direct the 'blind' man to victory.
monitor strat is the best way to own noobs.
by esbézé December 12, 2008
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manimosity

(n) Bad blood between bros. The opposite of bromance.
"Did you see that party last night? After all those Beast Ices there was some serious manimosity going on."
by stringa June 13, 2009
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