Mom

Are you really fucking retarded? WTF! If you don't even know a Mom mean Iĺl tell you Mom mean a scariest human in the world.

Your Mom Gay.

by Someonelm May 28, 2018

mom

A person that looks over everything you do or bosses you around

Did I ask you to comment on ___'s photo?
Oops sorry mom

by Jenn the Awesmazing unicorn July 14, 2016

mom

mom is the best person in the wold she helps and she is

made

of

money

mom is the person you want to take to the store

by sonicponyx October 25, 2016

mom

a mom is a beautiful creature that has raised you since a child but watch out for mama bear if you get her in a mood she might snap at you a mom is the best thing you can have in your life

it is great to have a mom

by the litest person evaa December 11, 2017

MoM

Acronym for "Mail order Marijuana"

Dude 1: Bro, I just bought MoM from this totally legit place I found out about on Reddit!

Dude 2: Gnarly, bro! Just remember, sharing is caring.

by hashtag liangiappe June 28, 2018

Mom

A goddess from another dimension that can create an unlimited amount of food using quantum physics.

Mom, can you make some spaghetti?

by LordBobby_Smartman September 3, 2018

Mom

Also referred to as mum. She is a mother fucking lifesaver.

Love your mom

by Lololololollolololo) olpop February 25, 2018