mom

The bitch who decided to have sex and decide to get pregnant, and decides to abuse you for 18 years. (She is a whore!!)

OMG, i hate my mom!!!
Well, at least she made you (and is a slut!!)

by killerbes December 8, 2019

mom

A woman who has adopted or given birth to you. Who says rude things about you all the time until your 18 or you end up killing yourself. She makes you feel awful, hates everything you do & hates you

Emma: She is my mom
Jen: I feel so bad for you

by Anonymous 112366 December 16, 2017

mom

worse than hitler

mom are scary

by pusslicker45 September 20, 2018

mom

someone I HATE, find annoying, too mature and protective. usually sexy.

my friend is such a mom she doesn't know how annoying she is.

by margaritabathbomb December 11, 2018

Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom

A godly level roast that will leave the person dead.

Jimmy: I was eating your mom!
Bob: Well I was eating your mom’s mom!
Jimmy: Well I ate your mom, your mom’s mom, and your mom’s mom’s mom!
Bob: Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom.
Jimmy: *freaking disintegrates*

by MofG October 8, 2018

Mom

Someone who can make your missing things appear

Me: Mom! Where’s my phone?
Mom: I don’t know, have you checked the kitchen table?
Me: Of course I did!
*mom walks into the kitchen and comes out with a phone*
Mom: Then what’s this?

by AsianKyrie October 8, 2019

On moms

Betting something to be so true that you would put your mom on the line to prove.

On moms, I saw her cheating with that guy from central.

On moms, though?

by YingYangWaves November 3, 2016