Moist 

Another word for "funny"

The word "moist" is used to make someone laugh, therefore, the word itself is to be used to describe something else that makes someone laugh.

"That kid is hilarious!"
"No, that kid is moist!"

Moist by Doran Uramesy October 5, 2005

moist 

Someone who is very weird , anti-social , an ego nerd , or being homosexual .

That waitress is so moist , I complimented her work , and she didn't even smile . Gary never talks with us about girls , like if he was moist .

moist by Jock April 10, 2004

moist 

this is a word refering to something being wet or soggy. crazy-ass bitches are deathly afraid of the word and cringe when they hear it.

"hey did you hear about that crazy-ass nazi ho, ms santy?"

"no, what about her?"

"crazy bitch is afriad of the word moist!"

"wtf, wow. thats just really fucked up."

moist by rod-man November 29, 2004

Moist 

(n.) A very hot chick. Alternatives - moisty. Plural - Humid

"What do you think of her?"
"She's very moist"

"Have a look at that moisty"

"Shit its humid in here" (Many hotties)

"How's the weather been lately?"
"Very Humid"

Moist by KT August 18, 2003

Moist 

Generally fly. Derived from wet, a synonym.

Yo, these haters don't know, the Seattle rap scene is straight up moist.

Moist by Brizz Nach March 14, 2007

Moist 

A slang term for homosexual male. "Moist" is a reference to when gay men moisten or lubricate their buttholes so it's easier for it to accept man meat.

Moist Nigga: Is it still gay if I (very gay thing) but say "no homo afterwards"?

OG Nigga: What the..? Aye dog you sound hella moist right now

Moist Nigga: I'm just playing daddy ;)

OG Nigga: Dude...

Moist by Husky Brown April 19, 2017

moist 

to be so horny that your dick squirts every time you move or when your very hard and a girl touches your stick

when sara asked me if i wanted head i got moist

moist by kk November 8, 2002