ur such a mog

The term 'ur such a mog' is most commonly used among a freind group when refering to the gimpiest one doing or saying something that is absolutey clapped.

also just another word for dickhead and idiot

mog- a fell up the stairs

critley- ur such a mog

by mogmogthethotthot December 28, 2018

mogging

Mogging:- A sexual practice, where by the moggee ejaculates (or spaff's) in to the palm of his hand and the offers the hand to his partner (the mogger) like one would offer a saucer of milk to a cat (or moggie!). The mogger the laps at the hand full of ejaculate until fully consumed. The moggee should encourage the mogger by stroking the back of their head and making feline noises such as purring or meowing.

That bitch just loves too drink cum, so we tried mogging. She lapped up every last bit!

by BirdsEyeCrew December 15, 2008

Mog

Cool guy on irc/AoW. Down with alot of peops, and isn't gay like others. (AGE AGE COUGH AGE)

18:54:21 <@mog> i hate australia
18:54:23 <@mog> I really
18:54:24 <@mog> REALLY do
18:54:27 <@mog> except aeri
18:54:31 <@mog> she's too sexy

by Trauma July 19, 2003

Mog (Tiktok version)

To look at someone and flex you're jawline to look good or appealing to a person

I Mog (Tiktok version) girls so they like me

by Mog (Tiktok definition) October 14, 2023

mog

VERB: the sound that mogga makes

to mog is to make a certain sound at someone or whilst laughing etc.

by gernz December 7, 2006

Friend of Reece Mog

One who hangs out round the back of the chippy for the purpose of looking up bumholes.

"I've heard our Dave is a Friend of Reece Mog, Janet told me his face smells like pumps"

by Dunning Kruger July 9, 2021

Mogging

Mogging is a slang term for the human stain of Brexit politics. It is most often found on the trousers of Eton boys after emissions resulting from intense self satisfaction and the misfortune of others.
A Mogg is to an unpleasant stain.

If you keep up that incessent Mogging you will go blind.
His mogged trousers showed the stains from his efforts from spaffing on kitten heals

by The phylogenist March 28, 2019