pig mission

The act of seeking a fat woman for the purpose of inserting your penis into her vagina

Drunk Joe was moderately sober but uncontrollably horny; he went on a successful pig mission that resulted in fornication with a morbidly obese female rugby player.

by Ronald V. Mexico October 21, 2008

Suicide Mission

The Collector Base/ Ending of Mass Effect 2.

Commander Shepard didn't survive the suicide mission.

by LukeMCFC 141 August 29, 2012

mission critical

Tired phrase that is over used in the business world to describe dire or crucial needs. This term gained wide use starting in the mid-1990s and really should go away.

It's mission critical that all systems must be operational.

by gollen October 22, 2003

interplanetary mission

When someone must travel between multiple houses and locations on a mission to aquire illegal drugs, usually cannabis.

A common example is for a couple people to leave one house, pick up some people and smoke some bowls at another house. Then a couple people going to the dealers house to grab say an ounce of weed, then selling some weed at another friends house. Often smoking weed the whole time.

"I had to buy and sell across like 6 homes on this interplanetary mission last night and I'm still high."

by pownasaurus May 7, 2009

bombing mission

another slang term for taking a dump, probably more so appropriate in an air force/military setting. See amphibious assault and deploy some troops.

General, sir, may I have permission to conduct a bombing mission?

by DocP October 21, 2006

mush mission

When someone keeps going on and on and on about their love life and they tell it in SUCH a sappy puppy dog love type way, that they are on a mission and nothing can stop them.

So I said, no I love you more, and he said, NO. I love YOU more...isn't that so romantic? Oh, sorry, im on a mush mission aren't I?

by SimplySara January 14, 2009

Milkbox Mission

A journey that is a waste of your time.
A pursuit resulting in failure.

"Dude sent us on a milkbox mission; we never found what we needed."

"If you're trying to get your dick wet, I'm a milkbox mission."

by Laci Jones January 21, 2009