pig mission

The act of seeking a fat woman for the purpose of inserting your penis into her vagina

Drunk Joe was moderately sober but uncontrollably horny; he went on a successful pig mission that resulted in fornication with a morbidly obese female rugby player.

by Ronald V. Mexico October 21, 2008

Suicide Mission

The Collector Base/ Ending of Mass Effect 2.

Commander Shepard didn't survive the suicide mission.

by LukeMCFC 141 August 29, 2012

mission critical

Tired phrase that is over used in the business world to describe dire or crucial needs. This term gained wide use starting in the mid-1990s and really should go away.

It's mission critical that all systems must be operational.

by gollen October 22, 2003

Mission Accumplished

When your only goal is to shoot your hot load all over the face of the person you just had sex with (in the missionary position) and you succeed.

Steve pulled out of Jenny just in time to cover her face in his man slime. Mission accumplished!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 26, 2017

mission mode

An extreme sense of task orientation that causes a person (usually male) to focus exclusively on the job at hand at the expense of social graces and pleasantries.

My wife: "I know we're going on a long trip... But we're packed now so you can at least smile. No need to be in mission mode all the time!"

by Mission man July 5, 2014

Dreamers Mission

A dreamer’s mission is a statement summarizing the purpose of a dreamer's dream. It will describe the life goal dreamers dream and the dreamer’s objective walk.

A written or oral declaration of the core value or foundation of the dreamer's dream.

The "why" and "how" of the dreamer's dream is important to him or her. The foundation of the dreamer's dream objective walking, dream talking and

By: JamArt (Jamera Napier and Art Blackburn Sr.,) ~Taking The Step Out

One of the qualifications of a dream maker} is to recognize the number one core value of a dreamers mission which is to positively encourage another dreamer's life's goal dreams.

by JamArt ~Taking The Step Out July 8, 2022

Milkbox Mission

A journey that is a waste of your time.
A pursuit resulting in failure.

"Dude sent us on a milkbox mission; we never found what we needed."

"If you're trying to get your dick wet, I'm a milkbox mission."

by Laci Jones January 21, 2009