Drunk Joe was moderately sober but uncontrollably horny; he went on a successful pig mission that resulted in fornication with a morbidly obese female rugby player.
by Ronald V. Mexico September 07, 2008
by LukeMCFC 141 April 01, 2012
Tired phrase that is over used in the business world to describe dire or crucial needs. This term gained wide use starting in the mid-1990s and really should go away.
by gollen October 22, 2003
When someone must travel between multiple houses and locations on a mission to aquire illegal drugs, usually cannabis.
A common example is for a couple people to leave one house, pick up some people and smoke some bowls at another house. Then a couple people going to the dealers house to grab say an ounce of weed, then selling some weed at another friends house. Often smoking weed the whole time.
A common example is for a couple people to leave one house, pick up some people and smoke some bowls at another house. Then a couple people going to the dealers house to grab say an ounce of weed, then selling some weed at another friends house. Often smoking weed the whole time.
"I had to buy and sell across like 6 homes on this interplanetary mission last night and I'm still high."
by pownasaurus May 07, 2009
An extreme sense of task orientation that causes a person (usually male) to focus exclusively on the job at hand at the expense of social graces and pleasantries.
My wife: "I know we're going on a long trip... But we're packed now so you can at least smile. No need to be in mission mode all the time!"
by Mission man July 05, 2014
When someone keeps going on and on and on about their love life and they tell it in SUCH a sappy puppy dog love type way, that they are on a mission and nothing can stop them.
So I said, no I love you more, and he said, NO. I love YOU more...isn't that so romantic? Oh, sorry, im on a mush mission aren't I?
by SimplySara January 15, 2009
A task so prolonged or difficult, it seems as though you're taking on more than you bargained for. Once completed, you feel so irritated (or relieved, depending on the situation) that you can't help but talk about it to someone.
Sophie: I didn't get picked up yesterday afternoon and had to walk home. It took me two bloody hours!
John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.
John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.
by MysteryGirl05 November 20, 2013