spaff mining

what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg

james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support

by dave February 21, 2005

mining for gold

The act of picking one's nose.

He must be mining for gold!

by unclebiggin November 10, 2010

minging mullet

an inappropriate hair style deriving from mid-80s Essex (UK)

Look, there's another minging mullet.

Hey, i don't want another mullet like the minger you gave me last time!

Do you like my minging mullet?

by All Essex January 4, 2006

mining away

Alright guys, I'm doing "Take On Me" now
Alright, ha-pa-ba-ba-ba
I, I really, I really like this song, it sounds good
Minin' away, I don't know what to mine
I'll mine this anyway in this Minecraft day
So beautiful, mine further down
What's that I found?
Mine diamonds (take on me)
Mine diamonds (take on me)
I'll mine them
So far I've got two
So easy to mine with my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels
Hopefully they stay in my Minecraft chests
So I'm gonna make a lock on it
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
I'll mine them
So far I've got two, ah
I'm alright, I'm ready
All these diamonds sittin' carefully away
I'm getting worried if they might get stolen (turn it off)
From my ender chest
Wait, who is that?
Holy sheep, it's Notch!
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
Now they're safe now
Now that they're safe now
Mine diamonds
Mine diamonds
Uh, uh, thanks
Thanks for listening guys and thanks for recommending this song

mining away

by play celeste plz plz May 19, 2022

Minding Your Own Business

To focus on your own life and ignore the lives of others. To refrain from judging, investigating, and mind others people business. To stop being judgemental about others because you know how hard it is to have a good life, so you Mind Your Business. And work on your life instead.

Juana: (sits and works on her homework) She is minding her own business.
Mike: Hey Juana, what you doing? ( Mike is not minding his own business)
Juana: I'm minding my own business while you are not minding your own business.

by Puerto Rican Unicorn July 25, 2023

Shat Minding

Something so impressive, it's no longer Mind Shattering, but Mind Shatting. Then it becomes even more impressive that the words are reversed, thus becoming "Shat Minding"

Those who have Shat Minding abilities:

He-Man, Master of the Universe
Optimus Prime
Spider Man
Pikachu
Goku
Master Chief
Marcus Fenix

Ex of a word:

Person 1: DUUDEEE!!! Did you hear that there's gonna be a remake of Halo???

Person 2: Shat Minding man, shat minding

by Mr. Yellowed October 23, 2011

chocolate mining

Slang term for anal sex

Sam: Look at those two over there, definitely uphill gardeners.
Tom: Deffo, bet they are going home to do some chocolate mining!

by mrhaddock December 12, 2016