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Methil

A shithole town in Fife near Leven and the East Coast. Full of arsehole neds that hang around outside shops and street corners in groups either shitfaced on Buckfast and/or drugs who will give people abuse and act hard with their mates, but will say fuck all to you when they are on their own. Contrary to popular opinion, there are some good people in Methil, but they are sadly outnumbered by all the fuckwit arseholes who cause hassle and ruin it for everyone else. Not as nice as Leven, but a lot better than Kennoway, Buckhaven and East Wemyss without a doubt.
Person 1: "Where are you from?"
Person 2: "Awrite pal, ah'm fae Methil, goat ony smack or bucky on ye?"
Person 1: Shouts "Look Police!!" and clutches their valuables and moves quickly in the other direction for their own safety while the Methil person is confused and nervous glancing furtively all over the place looking for a police van.
by Krystal Meph April 23, 2019
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Methyrpills

A small town in Florida that's infested with meth heads and pill heads.
I live in methyrpills FL.
by Amy Norris March 2, 2021
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Methul

a man who would kill for carti, he breathe carti, he eat carti, he sleep carti, he live for carti, bro got a dick that could turn a coochie into a warzone, semen missles left and right like he johnny sins, nuttier than a sperm bank
Hey I got my sister pregnant lmao, sL4tT ๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ’•โœจ, baby vamp soon.

Omg you are such a Methul.
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Methul

a man who would kill for carti, he breathe carti, he eat carti, he sleep carti, he live for carti, bro got a dick that could turn a coochie into a warzone, semen missles left and right like he johnny sins, nuttier than a sperm bank
Hey I got my sister pregnant lmao, sL4tT ๐Ÿฆ‹ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ’•โœจ, baby vamp soon.

Omg you are such a Methul.
by yesilikechildren November 22, 2021
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Methy

A. To be under the influence of anything that causes one to act skittish, or hyper. B. To appear unable to focus due to overuse of any type stimulant. C. An adult who has behaviors associated with children with A.D.D.
She is so "Methy", she is running around in circles like an idiot.
by Steffy Rob February 3, 2010
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metholeptic

"A girl told me I danced like an epileptic on meth" Andy Bellefleur, True Blood - to which we started using the term metholeptic for spazoids.
You dance like a metholeptic. Stop acting like a metholeptic, you're embarassing me.
by bondagebabe April 19, 2010
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methlabrador

a really fukin gay guy named leo who lives in chico, famous on tumblr.com
"dude have you heard about methlabrador?"
"oh yeah that faggot"
by tyflowsion January 10, 2013
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