Comparo-meter

Noun

Someone who has a habit or tendency to compare people or things.

She seems a comparo-meter to me as she always compares you with her past boyfriends.

by Zami Karzai August 10, 2018

G.A.F. Meter

The GAF or "Give A Fuck" Meter is a general scale used to gauge one's overall interest/productivity/willingness to engage in an activity or function. Although routinely applied to work or employment situations, the GAF Meter concept can be used almost universally. Workplace observations have shown GAF Meter readings dramatically dip as proximity to the "weekend" decreases.

"Man, Friday afternoon, and my G.A.F. Meter is running critically low"

Person 1: "Pegged high on the G.A.F. Meter...trying to save the world today"
Person 2: "Stay hydrated. Don't want to pull a hammy"

by HotDogPants September 21, 2018

smeeter meter

smeeter meter- a term like "gaydar" when you can just tell that someone has a small dick. like the term "smeet" that means you have a small dick.

right as i saw this faggot tyler, my smeeter meter went off. i knew he was a smeet.

by endmysufferingkms January 3, 2017

Feed the Meter

When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.

My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.

*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.

*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!

by GKG1214 February 3, 2020

Zirah meters

A Zirah meter is 4 feet long.

Hey look the pool is 2 Zirah meters tall.

by hrunke May 24, 2021

Meter Reader

An Bridger with a meter long knob, Essex accent and a great grid (good set of teeth).

"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"

by BomberBroker March 9, 2023

Feeding the Meter

Putting coins into a parking meter.

Albert was feeding the meter before he attended the volunteer soup kitchen brunch. Afterward he found a whole pot of broth poured into his gas tank. Epic homeless fail.

by The_Buddy June 18, 2011