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Coitus Maximus

Coy-tuss maxy-muss Def 1) A long bout of sexual intercourse.
Def 2) The Xbox Live Gamertag of the "Jack of All Games"
After dating Peter for several months, Shelly finally gave in to his demands and emabarked upon a 3 hour session of "Coitus Maximus".
by Chas. March 10, 2008
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prius maximus

a thin hindu crackhead that walks around UF- north/east hall like a miami homeless hooker
"amy dockler was pulling a prius maximus in cafe blvd."
by DGbby45 October 6, 2011
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retardicus maximus

The largest retard in the world ever. ryan sucks
Hi Retardicus Maximus
Hey, look over there, its Retardicus Maximus
by FuckStain101 May 13, 2018
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Thotimus Maximus

Adv. - Greatest, best Thot to the highest possible degree; The superior groupie
Adj. - The most favorable or advantageous thot;

Usually female however possible male
Most cases obtains Fame deriving from a celebrity by any means with evidence (pictures, stolen items ect..)
Kevin Hart: who will win in Thotimus Prime vs Thotimus Maximus
Katt Williiams: You know Thotdrea usually always to thotiana
Kevin Hart: lets bet on that Katt
by Elfresh June 29, 2016
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didlus maximus

Used to describe someone who is a master of being an asshole. Believed to have originated in ancient Rome, because there were a ton of assholes in ancient Rome. Also applicable to extreme cases of dumbassness.
Timmy was driving down Interstate 92 when a didlus maximus cut him off and slammed on their brakes, making the driver the true definition of a cockmuncher
by croikeydilehunter November 4, 2013
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fupus maximus

did you watch the new fupus maximus vid fam
by this dicl March 4, 2018
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Boobeus maximus

The larger of the two boobs.
Kevin loved Sarah's boobs, especially her boobeus maximus.
by Boobeus maximus lover February 28, 2023
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