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Maerkle

Verb- The action of spraying feces out the rectum onto the back side of the toilet bowl above the water level where there is no possible way it will rinse off during a flush.
"Get the janitor, somebody pulled a maerkle in the bathroom downstairs."
by TPain8675309 June 17, 2009
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Mr Maker

the best craftsmen you will ever meet
WOAH that's mr maker! make me a balloon!
by mrmakeristhebest February 21, 2018
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The golden coin maker

*Its the golden coin maker!* 👑cut out the *foil*👧🏽 then take the chocolate🍫 you’ve already *melted* and made 🍧 give it a *push* and *YES* ✅ it’s covered 📎 now take your designs and put them in the press🍇 a quick *TWIST OF THE TOP*🔝🎽 and *WOW* 🤩 out comes your *own golden coin 🪙!* *The golden coin maker 🥳* THE GOLDEN COIN MAKER
*Its the golden coin maker!* 👑cut out the *foil*👧🏽 then take the chocolate🍫 you’ve already *melted* and made 🍧 give it a *push* and *YES* ✅ it’s covered 📎 now take your designs and put them in the press🍇 a quick *TWIST OF THE TOP*🔝🎽 and *WOW* 🤩 out comes your *own golden coin 🪙!* *The golden coin maker 🥳* THE GOLDEN COIN MAKER
by thechonkyseallover March 19, 2021
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baby maker

noun describing female reproductive organ (ovary)
I'm gonna hit you in the ovary. Yep, right in the baby maker.

Ron Burgundy
by Robin February 10, 2005
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monkey maker

The reproductive organs of an African American female. Dr. D. Wagner
I dropped one in that bitchs monkey maker
by dr d.wagner March 12, 2015
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Raistlin Majere

Master of Past and Present. 30 Years old, White hair, hourglass shaped pupils, gold skin. Very frail. A tragic Hero in the world of Krynn. (Dragonlance Novels) Cocky, Selfish, smart, intellegent. Twin Brother to Caramon Majere. Owner of the staff of Magius. Dalamar's Shalafi ( Master)
Raistlin was believed to me the most powerful Archmagus.
Raistlin was the youngest to take the test in the Tower of High Sworcery and pass. With the Help of Evil Lich Fistandantilus ( Whom Raistlin later defeated and devoured in life force). Raistlin became a worshiper of the Red Robes ( Lunitari) and became one of the heros of the lance. He later accepted the Black Robes with a deal he made with Fist and began his quest to dethrown the God Tahkisis. His plans changed when his twin brother was blasted into the future and saw the world and it's remains IF Raistlin succeeded. He then traveled back to the Abyss where Raistlin and the Cleric Crysania was and for warned Raistlin of what he saw. Raistlin, not wanting the fate that his brother had seen, sacrificed himself to the Dark Queen in the Abyss and the Portal was closed. In the Abyss, Raistlin was killed and then brought back to life every day by the Dark Queen for torture. Paladine granted Raistlin Peace and allowed his soul to rest because of his final good deed.. Years past and Caramon's son was Palin was scheduled to take the test in the towers where Dalamar ( Raistlin's apprentice and a spy for the conclave) summoned what he thought was an illusion of Raistlin only Raistlin has summoned himself.
He assisted his nephew in the War and later he finally left Krynn with the other Gods. He returned again for the final time to help the God's locate Krynn after Tahkesis hid the world. He was finally admitted into the River of Souls with his Twin Caramon Majere
The Raistlin Majere Chronicles.
The soulforge.

Dragons of the hourglass Mage-Raistlim Majere
by Master of Past and Present March 20, 2009
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meet your maker

To "meet your maker" is often used as a reference to death or to die. Your maker being god, so when your about to die by either natural causes (old age, terminal illness) or unnatural causes (shot in the face or killed in a car accident) you are about to or well on your way to meeting your maker.
"Mike came to the horrific realization that he was close to death as he lay in a pool of his own blood. He Mike knew that the 6 bullet holes to the chest and abdomen were fatal and that within minutes he would succumb to his wounds. The Last words that he was ever going to hear from anyone was that of what Johnny Boy said before he opened fire on the unarmed and completely defenseless Mike. "Hey fuckface I'm sending you off to Meet Your Maker."
by Jamrock with your cock out September 18, 2013
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