Masher

A person that either by hand or with an appropriate kitchen tool, applies pressure to a cooked vegetable, breaking down semi-solid structures and recreating texture, typically with the addition of spices, fat, and other liquid/semiliquid items (milk, sour cream, salt, dried onion, dried garlic, cillantro, black/white pepper, cheese, scallions, bacon, etc.).

The person in the kitchen that turns those starchy white spuds into a thing of beauty.

Bens potatoes are a culinary thing of beauty because he's a real master masher!

by Shawn85206 July 16, 2020

Student Masher

A middle-aged college teacher (particularly male) who hits on students. He's not creepy, yet, but its getting there.
He stands a chance, which annoys the other students.

I think my prof is hitting on the sexy chick in the third row.
He's too old for her. Besides, I was hoping to tap that.
I know, the guy is a total student masher.

by Tennessee Bill March 3, 2014

Masher

A unserious gyalist that beats and deletes there situationships

That guy is a masher

by Amy100 December 3, 2024

haystack goat masher

When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.

When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.

by Thehillbilly6969 October 5, 2018

dooky masher

A plunger that is used for a toilet.
Was working on a stopped up galley sink. Did not have a plunger someone offered up a bathroom plunger. I explained I did not use dooky mashers where we wash our dishes.

Don't use the dooky masher in the kitchen sink.

by noboomboom January 14, 2010