Harry Maguire

The Goat of football 🐐. People say that Jude bellingham or vini jr should win the ballon d'or BUT NO, the real goat Harry Maguire is the one who deserved it all along.
1: "tf are you even blabbering about the real goat of football are penaldo and pessi"
2: "stfu the real goat is Harry Maguire and if you don't agree then leave my house RIGHT NOW"
by Pessidoggyispinished July 12, 2024
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Maguired

The act of cumming when a child is present
Dude I Maguired when I saw those kids.
by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 17, 2018
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Maguired

The act of cumming when you stumble upon a child
Dude when I saw that kid I kind of Maguired a little.
by Gaming_Kiwi420 July 17, 2018
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Maguired

A move in sports especially football where a player dribbles another causing the dribbled to run off the ball and showing their back to the dribbler in the process
Broja maguired Zouma to score in last night's game.
by IBK90 March 03, 2022
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Maguired

To have become catastrophically, criminally, incontinently drunk - against one's will, and all good sense - because someone called Maguire made you do so for their own sick amusement.
"So sorry I didn't turn up for that last court date, your Honour, I got Maguired."
by scunnydelight June 15, 2022
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The Maguire Two Man

When two guys fuck a girl at the same time. Compared to your regular two man where there is two girls the Maguire two man is two guys and one girl at the same time!
Brooo we could so give her The Maguire Two Man her ngl twin
by Johnnie Walker + Trish Tate February 11, 2025
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samantha maguire

She is a lovely young woman who will get far in life . She has short dark brown hair and two lovely young children .
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by d shabnab January 27, 2018
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