calilfornia mating call

that unmistakable clikn sound created when chopping up some blow tring to lure some coke hoe over to your pad ..

dude .. it was a cake walk .. i just called that bitch up an give her the ol calilfornia mating call. .... next thing i know is we was neked doin shots a tekilla and me snortn fatties off her hip..

by gokoboko September 18, 2005

maffing

to maff is to be a turd.
the act of maffing is turding.

hey, why are you such a maff?
i'm maffing right now

by mypseudonymonymonym October 27, 2013

Animal Mating

When an uncle elephant has a big pp for his niece.

Uncle Elephant and Niece Elephant go animal mating.

by Your Uncle sent u an Emoji: 😘 November 4, 2019

Mattingly

A ratchet female. Usually talks to guys named Tyler. Has sexy friends. Flat chested and has a saggy buttox. Will get pregnant by the age of sixteen. Can play the oboe almost as good as she gives head.

Mattingly sucks in the sac.

by Szerbs October 12, 2013

Gay Mating Call

Any song written or performed by any of the Back Street Boys, or any band like them.

To find a CD containing a Gay Mating Call, I reccomend searching a little girl/male hairdressers music collection.

Going to the club on Saturday Night, I was seeing some fine chicks on the dance floor.

When the DJ turned on the Back Street Boys, a prime example of a "Gay Mating Call", I realized that the people wearing leather and spandex around me were men.

I have not been right since.

by MarkHack December 10, 2008

Mattingly

A sexual machine commonly used to make ladies squit during sex.

Always satisfying .

Also known as the super soaker

I need a good Mattingly tonight.

by True Stories November 11, 2015

esther-mating

To form an approximate judgment or opinion regarding the amount of instances in which one has had sex with an elderly woman.

Dude, I'm esther-mating earl fucked the shit out of , maybe, three oldies.

by Matthew James Harper September 3, 2007