Loren

LEGEN.....DARY

" Wow John you are so Loren"

by Barney Legendary February 3, 2010

Loren

Loren is the most prettiest girl you ever seen.Better than the rest.Shes often found with a guy who plays basketball named Brandon.They are the perfect couple.Loren ALWAYS has your back and will beat someone up for you if they are bullying her friends.Shes creative and talented and knows what she wants you want to be a Loren

Boy 1:Wait whos that? Is that a LOREN shes fineee....
Boy 2:Aye back off Loren is MINE
Girl 1:Oh how i wish i was a Loren
Girl 2:Me and you both girl....

by Imjustapowerfulrobot January 10, 2018

Loreto Normanhurst

All girls Catholic nunnery for sick chicks on the north shore. School for girls who can't afford PLC but have enough in the bank for Bennies. Full of derro bogan boarders who roam the school with poorly made lunches from the scraps of the day girl's canteen.

Loreto Students' male siblings always go to elite schools such as St Joseph's College, Riverview or Knox Grammar as a result of lack of love and funding from parents.

Loreto girls are mostly from the upper north shore but some do trek it from Pennant Hills, Castle Hill and Beecroft - north shore girls refer to this area as "the western suburbs" or "derro area". You will often see younger Loreto nuns lurking around Wahroonga Village, ready to pounce on some trust-fund knox boys. Loreto girls who hunt for public school boys at Hornsby Westfield are usually frowned upon and will more than likely be excommunicated by their peers.

EXAMPLES
Normo Student in Yr 8: hey! do you want to go look for knox boys with me at chookas this arvo?
Normo Student in Yr 9: omg the party i went to on the weekend got shut down! so many public school boys and it was in hornsby - i feel like i was so cultured!

Normo Student in Yr 10: i asked a joeys boy to formal! he only said yes because i did caps with him. totally worth it though!

Normo Student in Yr 11: i think it would be good if we hid alcohol in our lockers.. no one will catch us!!

Joey's Boy: Mate i have to tell you, I have a girlfriend
Joey's friend: Let me guess, shes a Loreto Normanhurst Girl?

Knox Boy: Who's that girl who keeps following me into the school?
Knox Friend: Didn't you realise? that's a Loreto girl mate! she has no relationship to the school be careful she wants your money!

by nunofyourbusiness July 18, 2017

loreto normanhurst

private girls school on the north shore.
male-associated schools are mainly riverview and joeys
much better than loreto kiribilli
all girls @ loreto rock

"she goes to loreto..whoah she must be something!"

by tori January 9, 2004

Lorenry

A field of study that has its roots in the ancient discipline of acquiring skills that make one extremely awesome and incomparable to others.

Students of Lorenry typically gain expertise in the areas of being good-looking and funny to the point of cracking yo ass up. They also become adept at handiwork (especially tearing things apart and putting them back together), hanging drywall, and plowing roads. The highest levels of achievement in Lorenry are reserved to those students who excel in graphic design while singing ol' school country songs and macdaddyin' the ladies.

When all levels of Lorenry are achieved, the student can go beas mode hyphy just about anywhere at anytime.

I'ma school that boy in Lorenry until he is so skilled in bein good lookin and handy that he's the blingiest of the bling--A drywall hangin, road-plowin, country-singin dope ass dude--The hyphyiest you ever seen.

by skittlybittly April 22, 2010

Lorenny

Lorenny is an awesome girl. You can trust her more than anyone. She has a strong temper and will tell you the truth in your face. Maybe you’ll think she’s a little bit rude but when you know her well she’s loyal.

Lorenny is that kind of crazy friend you need in your life.

by Lyla Zoller February 1, 2020

lorenshumor on tiktok

A editor on tiktok with a goal of 10K

Friend: Hey, have you seen Lorenshumor on tiktok? They are so cool

by lorenshumor on tiktok November 30, 2020