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Lips & Lobster Day

Celebrated on March 15th, Lips & Lobster Day is a holiday for woman, celebrated the day after the Steak & Blowjob Day- a day for woman to recover after the Steak & Blowjob. This Day is designed for men t celebrate the woman in their life by eating at the Y. That's right by giving cunnilingus. Go down on your woman & then give her a lobster dinner. Not necessarily in that order. Do dinner first - whatever.

Concept is quite simple: no cards, no flowers or jewelry. Give your woman what she really wants bestow on them a lobster dinner then eat out her pussy.
Enjoy
This holiday is celebrated annually by the Greek gods & started by the goddess Aphrodite. The goddess of sex & procreation. She was not born but grew from Ouranos the Skys castrated genitals when they were cast into the sea.
Aphrodite was know to initiate this holiday with every god on March 15- usually she was hand feed lobster while getting serviced on Lips & Lobster Day
by LizzyD March 14, 2013
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fart lobster

One who likes to back up against others when they have wet farts and or Diarrhea.
While in the elevator that Fart Lobster back against me and broke wet wind.
by Crham December 26, 2015
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Fuck Lobster

When you are drunk and text your ex but your phone auto corrects "loser" with "lobster.
What you mean to write :"You are such a fucken loser!"
What your phone auto-corrects it to : "You are such a fuck lobster!"
by Fuck Lobster July 22, 2016
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serving looks

when you're looking hella good and hoes wanna be you.
me: "omg yes bitch, your serving looks!"
friend: "thanks."
by good tea and facts July 15, 2019
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Newfoundland Lobster Trap

When a girl is having non-committal unprotected sex informing the man he can pull out at the instant before ejaculation. When the male informs the female of the pull out she instead wraps her legs around him forcing his man juice inside of her, causing his penis to be trapped in her 'lobster'.
Matt: Man how did you end up having Aubrey as a baby mama?
Joe: She gave me a Newfoundland lobster trap the night I met her at the bar.
by Submarineer March 25, 2009
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Kobe lobster

The place I'm taking you has Kobe lobster... that is, lobster fed with Kobe beef.

How I met your mother
by Omnijonn November 17, 2007
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lobster claw

A sexual move where a person inserts four fingers into the vagina leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. Make hand motions as a lobster would.
I traveled to acadia national park looking for some great east coast lobster. I met a local dock hand, that gave me a real lobster claw.
by stokesdawgkillah October 9, 2011
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