Messi is a Gay Autistic sped. Messi looks like a kid who snuck onto the pitch during halftime and just never left — and somehow nobody noticed for 20 years. Man’s built like the default FIFA character before you unlock custom settings. Bro got carried by Barcelona for a decade like a spoiled little nephew on a family vacation. Every time he scores, it looks like someone handed out participation trophies early. Let’s not forget that World Cup — Argentina basically dragged him over the finish line like dead weight on a wagon. And his MLS "dominance"? Bro is out here scoring hat-tricks against gym teachers and Uber drivers. Messi be walking like he's got main character energy, but he couldn’t even survive in a rainy Tuesday night in Stoke. If gravity was 10% stronger, this man would disappear into the grass. He’s just a short ass sped who gets mogged by the rizzler.
by Monkboyinohio June 16, 2025
Get the Lionel Messimug. Instead of Normal Lionel doing it 'all night long' you go all Ultra Lionel and do it all day AND all night long. This kind of activity has been known to cause a radioactive heat to emanate from the person doing it 'Ultra Lionel' style which makes them appear even more of a treat to anyone who happens to observe such an event.
by Jimothy Bowen July 15, 2009
Get the Ultra Lionelmug. A saying that means “you are going to do something all night long”, just like his song. Lionel Richie, All Night Long, overnight, all night, to the limit, to the max
I just finished a tough week at work. Are you going to party? Yep, I’m gonna Lionel Richie that shit!
by joecoolthefool December 12, 2018
Get the Lionel Richie that shitmug. by NotASpoon January 24, 2020
Get the Lionelmug. Lionels are always a kind person and will never let u down so if u have a Lionel in ur life never let them go
by Anime rocks22 June 30, 2021
Get the Lionelmug. example:
1) Lionel Messi robbing ballon dors
2) Lionel Messi winning the world cup
3) Lionel Messi stealing ishowspeeds pp
1) Lionel Messi robbing ballon dors
2) Lionel Messi winning the world cup
3) Lionel Messi stealing ishowspeeds pp
by grayhairyballs December 19, 2023
Get the Lionel Messimug. The kindest guy you could ever meet. He's always hormonal for some weird reason, and will always say anything slick just because he's bored. Lionel's are one of the most genuine people you could ever meet, hold on to him as a friend for as long as possible. You could easily catch feelings for him. Lionel's are the type of guys with weird kinks and loves short dark girls. He won't know when to stop playing and also has an obsession with emo rap. He will be considered as the "Jokester" Type of friend. When an Lionel says they love you THEY MEAN IT. Don't ever take their love for granted and always be there for them.
Lionel: I didn't have anything better to do so i'm messing with her/him.
"Omg Lionel stop you're playing with my feelings."
"Omg Lionel stop you're playing with my feelings."
by likeableme July 26, 2022
Get the Lionelmug.