white lazers

the act of coming into ones mothers vagina
derrick shot his white lazers in attempt to satisfy his mother
by eat my white lazers September 03, 2010
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lazer leafeon

A man who is of quality but it is canceled by his love of fortnite but his love of midas and beyblade cancels his love of fortnite
Person: Hi
Lazer Leafeon: YeH TriN to HaRD
by SomePrick69420 October 20, 2020
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lazer dics

the mispronounciation of "lazerdiscs" by the most incredible people in the world.
This movie is availbale on VHS and lazer dics
by jht666 October 17, 2008
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Lazer Whipping

Like pistol whipping but with I Kewl light up gun that both looks and sounds futuristic.
Person 1: "Man That guy staying in the same spot the whole time and shotting everyone is really pissing me off"

Person 2: "I know I shot him but nothing happens"

Person 1: "If he wins one more time disco pony is lazer whipping his ass"

Person 2: "Hahahahaha
by GAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU January 27, 2011
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cunt lazer

1. A prop in an extremely bad alien pornography documentary.

2. A psychotic woman of the bitch variety who continually stares daggers at others In such a way as to make everyone around her detest her enough to want to throat punch her.
Cunt lazer-Tell that cuntlazer to stop looking g at me and get a life.
by Jabathahut May 08, 2016
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lazer shark dick

noen: the plasma gun the you can get in every "doom" game that is playable.
"hey look the doom guy just picked up the lazer shark dick."
by NexusGaming May 30, 2017
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BOI lazer

A Overpowered move in a meme battle. use as your final attack against your friends in a meme battle.
Bro1: uses meme move

Bro2: Is losing

bro2: HAAAAA

Bro1: Impossible!

Bro2: Its been fun mah....

Bro2: BOI

*OVER DRAMATIC SUPER LAZER SOUND*

Bro1: Ahh yes The BOI Lazer.....
by x!Flare April 18, 2020
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