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London Nautical School 

The shittest all boys school in london, if you go there you're probably gonna fail at life, The school itself is falling apart and is broke as fuck.
Look at that homeless guy, probably went to London Nautical school
London Nautical School by Mr Bull September 24, 2017

landonslide 

1.) the overwhelming defeat or majority over another candidate, person, etc.
2.) used to describe the defeat of Alf Landon to FDR in the 1940's.
3.) the level of defeat past landslide.
"Dude... you lost big in the school election. I'd say it was a landonslide."
landonslide by Joshua Burks April 20, 2005

London Long-Snapper 

When you are about to take a leak, get in a 3 point stance, like a center in the NFL, with your back towards the toilet. Once in the 3 point stance grab your junk with your other hand and aim for the toilet. When the time is right let it flow. That is how you successfully execute the London Long-Snapper.
London Long-Snapper.. Try it!

New London High School

NLHS-home of the Whalers and The Basketball State Champions of CT (2010-2011). It has a lot of students including the magnet school kids. Its also filled with unnecessary drama. The drama is mostly between the nasty skanky girls...but besides that its actually a really good school and mostly everyone gets along surprisingly. The best sports there are Basketball, Football, and Baseball. The girls teams are bad meaning volleyball sucks, softball sucks, and the girls basketball team REALLY SUCK! The best sports are played by the boys. No offense to the girls! And so it doesn't jus look like we are into sports the academics are good too. And no we are not a whole bunch of "gangsters", "hoodlums" or "hoes" even though that's how people tend to judge us.

North London International School  

A new name for the same shitty old school Woodside Park International School Its shit and sucks asian ass crack dont go there... If you do the teachers will rape you. THIS IS NOT A JOKE
Hey do you want to go to the North London International School NO NO NO NO
Thats a good answer and slap the person that asked

London Bridge Swerve 

When you avoid someone that you know during rush hour...

Having to stop and chat to an old acquaintance / ex lover when you should be busting your arse through a rammed station in order to get to work on time, is highly inconvenient. The last thing you want to do is justify your entire existence within a 20 second window - and then nod politely whilst listening to said acquaintance / ex do the same.

The best thing to do is pretend you didnt see them. Chances are, they don't want to stop and talk to you either.
"I saw Ben today. I gave him the London Bridge Swerve."