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two logger

a shit where you had to drop two logs, one after the other; usually the result of having to snap a deuce
Get me the plunger! My two logger clogged the fucker up...AGAIN!
by Nebuchadnezzar June 28, 2004
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justin langer

a condom- originates from the name of an Australian cricket player, Justin Langer. Term developed in Western Australia.
by freedy12345 September 15, 2009
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anal logger

A person who performs the act of shaving the hair around the asshole.
Peter was going to participate in anal sex tonight. He shaved his butt crack to get ready. Peter is an anal logger.
by JT8087 March 7, 2010
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My brain just lagged

The word you say when you see or hear something so confusing that you spend a literal 10 seconds to process what just happened.
Friend: But why where we need this that or something fool consequences?
Me: Oh wow, my brain just lagged.
by The7Guy November 12, 2020
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lager bomb

Terrible poo that comes out of you the morning after a beer induced drunkfest. Could also be farts during the same period.
"Dude you may want to leave my office, i got hammered last night and i am dropping some serious lager bombs in here"
by pwedgie March 26, 2006
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legger

Legger = To run away from something hazardous or shifty.

A version of 'leg it' which means the same thing.
"Anyway, the evening after the night of intimacies with Sharon he ran into her boyfriend. Seeing the size of him, he did a legger."
by Digital Shaman December 20, 2003
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lucky lager

The best cheap beer you can get. Its basically amazing. About 15 bucks for a flat. Great for getting drunk off because it is so cheap. Its the best beer you can get for the price.
Hey brah, lets get some lucky lager tonight and get loaded. I'll even pay because its so cheap and tasty.
by letsgetloaded May 26, 2007
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