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Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.
Losing keys in your pocket

losing mantrol 

Not being able to contain oneself in the presence of or upon seeing a particularly attractive female. Like losing control except mantrol is the control a man has over primitive instincts. Greater mantrol means greater gentlemanliness.
Ex 1) Damn! Do you see her? *Stares at butt* I think I'm losing mantrol right now...

losing your paint brush 

When a guy loses his virginity
Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.

losing slowly 

Where you think you did good, but in the grand scheme of things didn't really do anything.
Vince Vincente is dead. He meant something a lot of people. And Lucifer just took all that and just twisted all that up and snuffed it out. Lucifer was bad enough when he had a plan, a motive. Now he's just having fun. I mean, how many people died tonight? Them, this, it's all on us. We let him out. We're not winning. We're just losing slowly.
losing slowly by JellyfishINC December 17, 2016

Losing your Pink Ribbon

When a straight dude sleeps beside a gay guy and nothing happens besides sleep the whole night.
"Tell me about Losing your Pink Ribbon again."
"I lost my Pink Ribbon to Steve last night"
"The gay dude. No sex? You sure?"
"Yep, just sleep... maybe some spooning."

losing my marble 

to lose your virginity.
i’m losing my marble tonight!!!
losing my marble by the mf truth December 28, 2018