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Kundalini

A so called meditation that in actual fact is a demon taking over you and making you seize.

It is also a metaphor for anything bad that happens. You can just blame the kundi.
Oh no my kundy wundy escaped… I think I have control issues.
I think I’m just going to come and ruin all good I can see.
Kundalini
by Philosophiehahahahahha May 8, 2022
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kundalini casualty

Person who has meditated excessively to the point of breaking with reality. Mystic yoga and chanting that results in loss of grounding or Psychosis. Coined by Michael Mirdad?
Come to Sedona AZ you will meet many a kundalini casualty. its not uplifting its tragic.
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Kindannoying

An occurrence when a person overtly apologizes and kindly ask for items; also accompanied by greetings and salutations to all persons in the room as if there has been a long standing relationship.
It's kindannoying to listen to how overtly nice this guy is to all of the people in the room. It is kindannoying to hear him be so kind, but also be so annoying with his 'over-the-top gratitude.
by The Head Chemist May 28, 2022
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kundabuffer

A bunch of Satanists banging each other in the ass to try and stimulate the coccygeal gland to produce an "enlightenment oil" to run up the spine into the pineal gland. Practiced for thousands of years, but a total FAILURE when it comes to challenging the Truly Enlightened forces of the Prime Creator of this universe.
The Kundabuffer Klan at Skull & Bones require a minimum number of ass-banging rituals in order to gain entrance to the cult.
by MoonBeagle September 13, 2023
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Kundai

She’s a black girl who’s very sporty. She honestly judges everyone but is hella funny. She attracts everyone with her distant energy but once you befriend her you'll think, “this bitch needs psychological help”. I'm sure at this point she likes no one. She has like a million friends and befriends anyone at this point. She has a crush on everyone and no one. Girlie can pull both girls and boys. Atp were not sure if she's even straight. Should honestly be in a psych ward but you're life would be boring without here. She has such an unusual beauty that you'll low-key question whether or not she even exits. She's so unserious with life sometimes but that's okay. I'm sure this bitch has a million boyfriends like damn okay mam???? She can honestly pull anyone and everyone if she wanted to. Probably dated a white man once and now she's traumatized.
Man 1: Damn that girl is crazy, at least she's hot

Man 2: You stupid bitch, that's Kundai, of course that hoe is crazy
by Au6Yolo November 23, 2023
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Kundingy

Korean for ass, butt, derriére, rear end
Kiss my kundingy!

Wow! Check out the kundingy on THAT chick!
by d.n. citoyen May 29, 2024
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Colton Kundinger

One who acts to know everything about cars.
He claims he is the master with cars.
Will tell you how to make your car faster.
Tries to give advice on cars.
Will tell you his rsx is fast.

Tells everyone what oil to run.

Nut swings off weld wheels.
You’re acting like Colton kundinger with telling me what to buy for my mustang.
by T clay June 19, 2019
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