Krunk-mas is a magical time of the year. On the night of December 25, after he has finished delivering presents, Santa gets really hammered and then smokes a nice fatty blunt. After he is completely belligerent, he starts to wander the North Pole in search of some fine elf pussy. The night is a blacked out orgy of drugs and alcohol filled with Christmas cheer. Eventually, out of pure exhaustion, Santa passes out in the snow next to a pile of his own vomit. As he stares up into the dark December sky, He musters up the courage to utter one last statement before he looses consciousness: "Merry Krunk-mas to all, now get fucked up and high!"
Fred: Merry Krunk-mas Jim! I got you a new bong!
Jim: Thanks Fred, I cant wait to light this up and then throw back some brews around the Krunk-mas tree!
Jim: Thanks Fred, I cant wait to light this up and then throw back some brews around the Krunk-mas tree!
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She has her own way which all are unique
She is like an innocent soul but with some mischeveous heart.
She throws her own tantrums, she has her own way of dealing things.
She can be an angel our a devil very quick.
Limited friends with unlimited gossips is her thing.
If u know some girl name krunali keep her close.
By someone she might recall in later years
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