bogdan kovalchuk

Bad ass ukrainian

Man that Bogdan Kovalchuk sure was lit. He is an amazing guy.

by Hexdeeznutz February 11, 2017

travis kopacek

A grown man that has never heard of fromunda cheese.

Travis Kopacek just asked the man working at the Olive Garden if he could get some extra fromunda cheese on his endless pasta bowl.

by Queefrider March 29, 2019

Ales Kovanda

ultra mega nejlepsi blond kluk na svete <3

-Ales je filmova postava vyskytujici se ve filmu obcansky prukaz
Ma blond vlasy dlouhe zhruba po bradu (teda na zacatku pak mu rostou-) a sklada basnicky
na zacatku ma mit 15 ale vypada na 10

Nekdo: Znas obcansky prukaz?
Ja: Yesss a uplne to miluju!
Nekdo: A kdo je tvuj oblibenej?
Ja: Ales Kovanda ofc!

by dr4yy March 20, 2022

Premature Kojaculation

Early onset of baldness. Named for the Seventies TV character "Kojac" played by bald actor, Telly Savalas, who shaved his head long before it became popular.

"Are you losing your hair?"

"Yeah, Premature Kojaculation runs in my family. Either that or I'm growing a lot more forehead."

by Don Howard September 2, 2007

klajd kovaci

this kid that lives in a place far far away but uses up my tape on michelles nice ass... its not that much of a waste of tape tho...

dude... enough... ur actin like klajd!

by u betta check yoself b4 u wreck yoself! October 14, 2003

kojackulation

The rapid expulsion of hair follicles from the male head to the extent of complete baldness.

I don't know man, look at all these guys gettin' their heads shaved and i'm over here suffering from kojackulation since i'm twenty, ain't even got eyebrows. Ya you laugh one of these days--POP you'll kojackulate then i want ya to laugh.

by Isack Sack January 8, 2009

Kova

A kind of bong but much more traditional. Contains an aluminum cap with 2.5L Cocacola.

Who wants to drink ayran? I need to take its cap for the preparation of kova.

by kasımpaşŞahı January 2, 2021