Mortal Kombatese

When typing something on chat or test related things, the hard c sound is replaced with k.

Chat Room:
Guy 1- I kan't believe that kancer killed my grandma
Guy 2- Why are you speaking in Mortal Kombatese?!!!

by Tag Xanatos Iradle July 28, 2009

Kobata

A biased Jew. They often play online games and have to have control or they'll feel insignificant.

*You are stopped by the police*
Police man: You were 1-mile over the speed limit and you're black, so I'm going to have to take you to jail.
You: Stop being such a Kobata.

by Laref June 24, 2011

Kobata

A low life who holds a high position, yet doesn't deserve it, and probably never will.

Dan: Damn he never works.
Royal: I know, what a Kobata.

by Royal ;D September 7, 2010

Komatose

A horrorcore rapper on one of the sickest labels out there, SKR. Hard to miss him considering he is as he puts it "that killer in the pumpkin mask" If you are a person who loves brutal metal like Cannibal Corpse, than I assure you that this is rap that you can get into

God gives life, Komatose brings death, brings death, brings death, Komatose brings death - Bring Death

by SKR WILL RISE 666 December 7, 2010

Mortal Kombatted

To have your heart ripped out, Kano from Mortal Kombat styles by someone you have a crush on/love

Jason and Erica had been seeing each other for a few months. Erica was quite smitten but jason decided he didn't want to continue the relationship. Jason Mortal Kombatted Erica ... ripped out her heart and stood there with her heart in his hand

by discob April 13, 2011

komatsu

Verb. Named after the earth-digging equipment. The practice of laying flattery on extra-thick as groundwork to get laid. Used by pickup autists on the hunt.

1. She was putty in my hands after I komatsued her with weeks of seriously heavy groundwork.

2. I am going to have to komatsu the hell out of her if I want to be in with a chance.

3. Aaargh, 1 can’t believe I fell for his komatsu schtick.

by bluerinse666! December 31, 2017

Aunty Komathi

Indian mom , something like Karen . But Indian . haha . Mostly used in Malaysia and Singapore.

Aunty Komathi : "My daughter is so stupid , she don't know how to cook or do chores "

by yellowgardeniabreads June 4, 2020