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To be hit very hard in the face with a phallus. This action leads to a knockout and most of the time a memory loss.
- L: How was your night yesterday with QP ?
- U: Well, I'm not sure.. I can't really remember.
- L: He probably did a "dick knockout" !
by TheRealButcher July 6, 2015
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1. A very attractive woman. So named because her attractiveness is so stunning that it can (figuratively) knock you out. (make you speechless, stutter, etc.) Hence the term "knockout."
2. A punch in boxing that knocks your opponent unconscious, typically ending the match.
Guy1: Wow check her out!
Guy2: Yep, she's a knockout all right.
by GMG1 February 6, 2008
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Netflix and knockout

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When you clap cheeks so hard and the person taking it hit there head hard enough off the headboard that they become unconscious, all the while there's Netflix playing in the background
John: I clapped cheeks so hard that instead of Netflix and chilling it became Netflix and knockout.
by Alex's D May 10, 2018
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Knockout

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Knockout is a forum that sprung from the remains of Facepunch in early 2018, and has since eclipsed Facepunch tenfold to become a seething hive of degeneracy with fetishes that would make /b/ scream in horror before reaching for the bleach.

Most of Knockout's demographic are thirty-something year olds who were hot stuff when Facepunch hit its prime in late 2010, and are now stuck whining about how they wasted all their life experiences by being shut-ins in their mother's basements or boozing for years but can't work up the will to either stop posting or administer nine grams of lead to their brain.

When Knockouters aren't busy explaining their fucked up fetishes, torrenting child porn, or treating tiny pixels next to their names like Viagra for their penises irl, they spend their days like ResetERA does: whining about anything that doesn't fit the social justice definition, whining about representation, whining about how no one takes them seriously, and whining at each other like the bitches they are, but if you try to point out that their lives are worthless and that they have better things to get upset over, they will cry like pussies and bombard you with "Dumb" ratings. Meanwhile you can get banned for not going along with the community or whenever the jannies wish.

Knockout is hell.
Rick: Dude, what the fuck? Some idiot on a forum just told me that he watched CP and fapped to it.
Dave: Oh, what site was this?
Rick: Knockout, of course.

Inacio: I know, I'll make a forum to replace Facepunch!
Creepy Knockout members: Can we join too...
Inacio: Yeah, sure, come in- OH SWEET JESUS FUCK
by /b/leach_my_eyes April 26, 2021
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the knockout

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when a guy gives a girl so much pleasure that she faints. it is one of the hardest sexual feats to do.
I gave my girl the knockout cause i was just that good at the sex.
by Dj the dl September 23, 2009
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When you have someone squeeze your neck until there is no circulation going to your brain and you pass out for several seconds. When you're blazed and you do this you'll be a lot more fucked up when you regain conciseness.
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna play Chinese knockout?

Guy 2: Fuck no.
by Anonymous758474 February 25, 2009
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This is a girl who is beautiful with or without makeup. Most are high matinence but doesn't mean all of them will be. She has it all, beauty and brains.

Also know as: Knockout Beauty.
I like dat chick right there! She's a knockout.
by Mon-Mon January 2, 2009
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