by JannerDyke June 24, 2019
when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater
by kingslushie93 June 25, 2011
When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.
I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.
by TwoTablesNoTime January 12, 2012
guy 1: hey do you like knitting?
guy 2: nah man i crochet
guy 2: why?
guy 1:louds shotgun with malicious intent
guy 2: nah man i crochet
guy 2: why?
guy 1:louds shotgun with malicious intent
by Limited_JUKES October 01, 2020
When a cat claws your leg whilst purring (also known as kneading). You know that cat wants a fuckin.
by HornyCat September 04, 2010
by Marla_Singer March 28, 2023
The era an aging gay man enters after being a barfly for a decade and swearing they will always be the life of a party. Hangovers start to hit harder, the single gay man takes up hobbies such as knitting or collecting teapots. Gets excited about watching the news and other things he always called boring.
"I'm in my Gay Knitting Era, I never thought I would be that boring gay but here I am. I can't handle nights out anymore would rather watch the news"
by HarryThompson2004 September 26, 2022