Kettle-Blind

A form of denial about oneself that allows someone to be extremely hypocritical. It refers to the old saying about the pot calling the kettle "black"
I can't believe Roseanne Barr called me fat. She is kettle-blind.
by MonkeyWings August 06, 2010
Get the Kettle-Blind mug.

Kettle Breath

The steam that comes out of your mouth when it's cold.
- It was freezing this morning, I had full on kettle breath!

- "It's sooooo cold! I'm sitting here watching your kettle breath, wondering if you are hiding a cigarette behind your back!"
by maet AT MOCEA June 20, 2012
Get the Kettle Breath mug.

Kettle boy

This is icy-hot Shoto Todoroki icy hunk
He had boiling water poured on his left eye by his own mother 🥲
by Weeb.weeb.bungee gum February 07, 2021
Get the Kettle boy mug.

Kettle River

A boonie town in Minnesota about an hour away from Duluth. The population is even because for every illegitimate child born a man leaves.
"I'm from Kettle River" "Wanna know why the population is 180...?"
by Anon_Bitch January 08, 2015
Get the Kettle River mug.

cum kettle

Gonna go drink a cum kettle be right back
by CoomLord69__ March 31, 2021
Get the cum kettle mug.

Kettle playz

He’s a really cool guy he like encanto probably gay for Bruno hes a road man 🤡🔪
Omg have you seen kettle playz?
He’s so cool hounds army suck !
by peter groomerfish February 17, 2022
Get the Kettle playz mug.

The kettle is boiling

1. A way to react or respond to some juicy and/or spicy gossip, story or tea. The word ‘boiling’ is commonly annunciated. Commonly used by the beauty community/people who say shook all the time. Can be accompanied by either ‘sis’ or ‘I’m shook’ at the end.

2. A way to express that you did, indeed, turn on a kettle and it is boiling.
1. ‘And then Georgie found out Mike was cheating on her with Hannah, so she spiked his drink.’
‘OMG, the kettle is BOILING, sis! I’m SHOOK, she WENT there.’

2. ‘Are you preparing my coffee, sweetheart?’
‘Yes, the kettle is boiling right now.’
by lileilish June 09, 2019
Get the The kettle is boiling mug.