Kayaking

The act of a pair of people engaging in the same sex position as the pair of people next to them. A tandem foursome. Often gay men.

A: Did you see how much they enjoyed us kayaking them?
B: Yeah, when you can see both their faces in missionary. Let's invest in a mirror for when we fuck them doggie-style.
A: Why do we need a mirror when you can watch two people do the same thing right next to us.
B: Touché.

by Jelloant August 9, 2016

Mackerel kayak

The southern most front facing orifice of a woman. The vagina. The tuna canoe. The haddock hidey hatch. The pink. The front bum.

She let me touch her mackerel kayak last night, that sh1t tight!

by Jaybibz October 9, 2022

Tandem kayak

Often considered the missionary position for a MFF thruple. It is when one woman sits on the man's face while the other woman rides his cock. Important that they are facing the same direction!

Hey babe's, I'm horny. Let's get home and ride the tandem kayak!

by Summit Waterboy April 9, 2024

kayak brother

One who has been spiritually and physically been admitted into the kayak brotherhood. Those admitted are then obligated to stay true to any known kayak brothers and this abiding by the bros before hoes rule. Kayaks brothers are meant to travel in packs of at least three when on the water.

It is a glorious day to be out on the water with my kayak brothers.

by Kayakbrother1 January 11, 2014

Latte in a kayak.

The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.

“Good thing Russell brought a change of clothes, cause he just had a giant latte in a kayak.”

by Wisdom of Russell February 21, 2022

kayak

"Kayak" is the Indonesian word for "resembling, similar to" even though this same word has also been used as a word for "a small, narrow human-powered watercraft typically propelled by means of a long, double-bladed paddle".

That new café has a vibe that really kayaks the old one we used to go to.

by Emotional Cruiser August 17, 2025

Sink the kayak

A euphemism, to "sink the kayak" is to ejaculate during intercourse.

*after ejaculation*
"Yeahh i sank the kayak"

Guy 1 : what you up to tonight?

Guy 2 : I'm going to sink the kayak

by Matt - Drunk fox of the day February 26, 2009