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kaka muerto

Jason Fu's catch phrase that means "cake deaths".
"KAKA MUERTO!!!!!!!!"
by Rinipro June 19, 2017
mugGet the kaka muertomug.

Kaka

Another word for shit, but is worse than shit. Like totally disgusting shit.
Julian: 2 girls 1 cup.
Ody: Kaka bro.
by GreekBoy February 14, 2020
mugGet the Kakamug.

kaka slide

The act of placing a sheet of toilet paper on the end of an unflushable limpet turd, and quickly sliding it down the toilet as soon as you flush with the toilet brush, in the manner of hastily loading a cannon.
The Cthulu of the faecal deep would have remained submerged and dormant 'til the end of time, had it not been for Brian's expertly executed kaka slide.
by poomoj January 20, 2013
mugGet the kaka slidemug.

kaka

most delicious thing you'll ever taste
what is for dinner?
kaka!
delicious cant wait
by 67tissue8 August 7, 2024
mugGet the kakamug.

he kaka

A group of high school seniors who drink and smoke excessively
by donglee July 5, 2016
mugGet the he kakamug.

Kaka

Kid: hey mom I accidentally cut my kaka
by Tic Tac cat January 5, 2021
mugGet the Kakamug.

Kaka

A word used to describe something that should not be touched, especially something dirty.
or
A word used when you don't want someone to touch something that belongs to you, like your phone or your hand

(It is especially used with toddlers or young children to get them to drop something that is dirty/ something they should not touch)
Example 1
5 year old: *reaches for poo*
mother of 5 year old: Kaka!
5 year old: *stops reaching for poo*

Example 2:
Boy: *reaches for girls cheek*
Girl: Kaka! *smacks his hand*
by Stix&Stonez May 1, 2019
mugGet the Kakamug.

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