JUMP OFF MY COUCH

A form of saying that means you are really mad or really excited.

BRO THIS WIRELESS HEADSET'S SOUND MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF MY COUCH

by Jakob Rodriguez December 03, 2020

Jump-off

One night stands for girls. When she decides that she never wants to see him again.

...”As long as he wasn’t some one night

jump-off, than you should call him back”

by Billy-Soo May 01, 2020

Jump off

Means to “jump off” a bridge or a building, AKA kill yourself.

I told her to jump off after she said I have a tiny dick

by jessica538 October 29, 2021

jump off

to only date a girl for her friends..

why were you with that fat ugly girl last night?

she was juat a jump off ,i wanna get with her sister but i dont know her

by NorCal Slanger January 05, 2017

Jump off

Off brand. Something showing similarities to. Knock office

Those look like Jordan’s but are actually some Jordan jump offs

by Turnt silly August 06, 2022

Jump-oFF

Lighting a broken torch lighter with a bic

Can I get a jump-oFF so I can hit this smoke

by February 15, 2022

jump-off night

The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.

My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.

by zolabean February 08, 2011