Verbal Jousting

The act of arguing and fighting with another person verbally.
To trash talk and call one another names.

Verbal Jousting:
Bob: "Billy your nothing but a scrawny little emo queer!!"
Billy Bob: "Shut the fuck up you long nosed ffffaggot!"

by Verbal Jousting October 30, 2009

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Snail Jousting

Two women aggressively scissoring eachother.

They were snail jousting each other until their pelvis' were swollen and bruised.

by American Werewolf in Sweden November 06, 2013

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Meat jousting

The act of two men jousting with their penises.

Zach and Travis had a blast meat jousting the other night.

by G+money September 17, 2014

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Mud Jousting

The male equivalent of scissoring, except instead of rubbing reproductive organs they rub/scissor each others assholes and sometimes balls. The joust begins when their dicks start clashing.

J: Hey A, let's go get our halter top chainmail and knight's helmet and start Mud Jousting.
A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.
C: Can I join guys?
J: Aren't you always broken?

by MuddyBoy May 28, 2022

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