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Verbal Jousting

The act of arguing and fighting with another person verbally.
To trash talk and call one another names.
Verbal Jousting:
Bob: "Billy your nothing but a scrawny little emo queer!!"
Billy Bob: "Shut the fuck up you long nosed ffffaggot!"
by Verbal Jousting October 30, 2009
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Reverse Jousting

Reverse Jousting is when you make a double-sided noose laced with razorblades and sprint away from one another as fast as you can. The winner is whoever dies first.
1. My friend and I both lost our jobs, so we're going reverse jousting.
2. Unbeknownst to her. my ex wife and I will be reverse jousting at the signing of our divorce papers.
by Riven Main 420 June 21, 2017
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Chicken jousting

Jousting with chickens.
Throw the chickens as a sport.
"Did you see that guy chicken jousting?"
by 11f33red January 5, 2014
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Meat jousting

The act of two men jousting with their penises.
Zach and Travis had a blast meat jousting the other night.
by G+money September 17, 2014
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Tree Jousting

Popping two viagra and running through the bush naked.
What do you want to do this weekend?
Wanna try tree jousting?
by JordanJordan October 29, 2010
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Urban Jousting

4 guys standing in a 4-way intersection jacking off into the 4 corners until ejactulation.
Guys! We should totally go Urban Jousting tonight after the party!
by Pickle Toppers November 4, 2014
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Snail Jousting

Two women aggressively scissoring eachother.
They were snail jousting each other until their pelvis' were swollen and bruised.
by American Werewolf in Sweden November 6, 2013
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