Verbal Jousting

The act of arguing and fighting with another person verbally.
To trash talk and call one another names.

Verbal Jousting:
Bob: "Billy your nothing but a scrawny little emo queer!!"
Billy Bob: "Shut the fuck up you long nosed ffffaggot!"

by Verbal Jousting October 30, 2009

Meat jousting

The act of two men jousting with their penises.

Zach and Travis had a blast meat jousting the other night.

by G+money September 17, 2014

Snail Jousting

Two women aggressively scissoring eachother.

They were snail jousting each other until their pelvis' were swollen and bruised.

by American Werewolf in Sweden November 6, 2013

Urban Jousting

4 guys standing in a 4-way intersection jacking off into the 4 corners until ejactulation.

Guys! We should totally go Urban Jousting tonight after the party!

by Pickle Toppers November 4, 2014

Chicken jousting

Jousting with chickens.
Throw the chickens as a sport.

"Did you see that guy chicken jousting?"

by 11f33red January 5, 2014

jimmie jousting

1) n: A term used to define a heated internet argument; usually results in both sides having extremely rustled jimmies.

2) v: A term used to describe the act of rustling internet users' jimmies; another word for trolling.

"Look at these two guys jimmie jousting. Surely this won't end well."

"Hey Andy, wanna go jimmie jousting? I bet we can really rustle some jimmies today."

by RunsWithBoars January 15, 2015

Mud Jousting

The male equivalent of scissoring, except instead of rubbing reproductive organs they rub/scissor each others assholes and sometimes balls. The joust begins when their dicks start clashing.

J: Hey A, let's go get our halter top chainmail and knight's helmet and start Mud Jousting.
A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.
C: Can I join guys?
J: Aren't you always broken?

by MuddyBoy May 28, 2022