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Jonalie

That's soo jonalie!
by Petil February 27, 2011
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Joni kate

A girl who is mainly depressed from morning to sometime after lunch (because lunch cures he when she is hangry, which she constantly is). Then for a short 0.005 - 50 mins time period she isn’t depressed anymore but is mildly happy. Joni kate increases her happiness and hyper ness by chugging a full pack of nerds. But then times change. This is the dark zone. No one can tell if a Joni kate is happy or sad as this is the time where she more or likely is binging on marvel movies. There is a lot of laughing and crying involved so it’s quite hard to tell. Usually she is tired durning the day but an insomniac at night. Her regualar time for sleeping is 1am.

Her speciality’s are

-downing a whole bottle of whip creme faster that you can say “jk stop”
-is able to attract any boy at shinty in her range of view.
-goes beast mode (death mode) when food is not present in less than an hour period.
-was able to binge watch all marvel movies in the space of maybe less than a week
-pulling all nights every night

and many more things

Her friends are quite nice sometimes. Well one of them is nice and prett child back while the other is an absaloute mad lad who made this.

Favourite things

-marvel

-food
-music (specifically 2013)
-Tom Holland

-Tom Holland

-Tom Holland

-Tom Holland

-Tom Holland

-also did I mention Tom Holland

So yeh
Boys at shinty to her brothr - wow Joni kate is hot and has a nice ass

Friend 1 - so hows your day
Joni kate - really good actually
**1 minute later**
Friend 1 - so wanna hang out later

Joni kate - **hangirly** HANG OUT !! I need my priorities set straight you need to under stand that I have duties to do!!
Friend 1- like what

Joni kate - Stalk Tom Holland and well yeh
**one minute later**
Friend 1- **hands food**

Joni kate- you no what that sounds fun
by mad lad 69 November 3, 2018
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Joni

Joni’s are awesome and hot he will be the best person you meet and they are rich and what’s you find him joni you don’t want to loose him
Omg is that joni yep he’s really nice and hot
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Jonica

An awesome person who is very tall with a great bod. A great friend and listener, the best sister and great in bed.
A Jonica is really smart and a friend for life. Way to go Jonica!
"I wish i was smart and sexy like Jonica"
"that Jonica is sooo.. tall she could be a model"
"She's great in the sack , she must be a jonica!"
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jonelle

Jonelle is a common female first name and a very rare surname.
for example jonelle is very smart and cool.
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joni

joni is hot and dangerous and likes to play lovegames
she is very flexible if you know what i mean
sexy girl she is
"i really want to see joni FLEX HER MUSCLES…….if you know what I'm sayin"
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Jon3Lee

A very handsome boy.
jedifinna: Wow, I can't believe my eyes! It's Jon3Lee!
exceptions1187: OMG! I want to... touch him.
*jedifinna died from oversexy*
exceptions1187: I'm so jealous.
by The Cool Dude June 10, 2013
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